[Pffft. That earns a laugh; Loki, that was kind of beautiful.]

I had the same reaction when I got it. Tell you what, you light those candles, and when we're done I'll let you play around with it.

[Even if there is no internet - something that is sure to disappoint him just as much as it disappointed Billy himself. Still, it's a pretty cool phone anyway.

He lifts the phone, hand hovering over the start button.]

Ready... go!