It has nothing to do with love, just lust. And a strange desire to be naked in front of the entire internet.

[Loki looks at Billy's face, noticing the obvious discomfort.]

Billy of New York, please do not tell me that you are assuming that I spend a lot of time behind my Starkphone to gander upon Midgardians and their rut. Even though I do understand that that is the most teenage thing to do, yes?