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Loki Laufeyson ([personal profile] not_a_troll) wrote2014-09-26 12:31 pm
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IC Appointments [Luceti]

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not_a_troll: (m00m)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-14 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Indeed, Billy, indeed and Loki flashes him a sharp grin because the art of Rick Rolling someone is something he greatly appreciates.

And he keeps RickRolling him, because hey, the lyrics are rather fitting and it helps to focus and relax at the same time. Because this time there are only 2 minutes between summoning the first flame and the second one.

When Loki is done he sits back a little, watching the two candles briefly before turning to Billy.]

This is better, yes?
selfhelp: ([billy] uh... kind of)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-02-15 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Amazing what a bit of trolling can do. Billy looks more impressed when he sees the results, turning his phone to show the screen to Loki, displaying his best time.]

Much better. I guess the secret to your magic is adding a little music to it, huh?

[Everyone's got their own method, so it makes sense. And this is one method he can help with plenty.]
not_a_troll: (smokin')

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-16 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki looks at the phone and grins.]

That is most satisfactory! We should seal it with the fist of bro.

[So extends his arm and presents his fist.]
selfhelp: ([billy] does this shirt make me look gay)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-02-16 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Fist of bro, you got it.

[First he gives Loki the promised fistbump, then he offers the phone out to him.]

And your reward, as promised. But there's no internet on it- I guess they don't have it here.
not_a_troll: (the world of online!)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-16 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki takes the phone with a certain eagerness.]

Billy of New York. We need to make a picture where we do this 'squishing of the faces'. Like bff's do.
selfhelp: art from callmekitto.tumblr.com ([billy] they're all the rage this season)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-02-17 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Squishing of the faces...?

[But that's so uncool...

...on the other hand, photo with Loki. Of Asgard. How can he turn that down? Plus the bff thing is a surprise, but not an unwelcome comment. Maybe he's moving up in the world.]

Haha, okay. Did you find the camera?
not_a_troll: (bros before hoes)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki is tapping the keys swiftly, pleased with how quickly he has figured this out.]

The camera is here. Yes, yes, right here.

[He shows Billy that he has found the camera. Finally he scoots over to sit next to him.]

Are duck-faces a mandatory thing?
selfhelp: art from callmekitto.tumblr.com, coloured by me ([billy] uh what are you doing exactly...)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-02-18 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Billy can't help it- he lifts a brow at that.]

Mandatory? They really, really aren't. Most people just smile for photos...

[Where does this kid get such weird ideas.]
not_a_troll: (plotting and talking to inanimate object)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-19 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
I see. So no duck faces. Duly noted.

[Loki looks up at the other.]

Let us do funny faces instead, yes? They convey the fun nature of an event quite well.

[He fidgets with the phone some more before he flips the thing around and extends his arm as far as he can.]

Let me know when you are ready, then I will press the button and make the picture.
selfhelp: art from kaciart.tumblr.com, coloured by me. ([billy] oh fuck this is inappropriate)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-02-19 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[It takes him a moment to think of something - really, he hasn't made ridiculous faces for a photo since he was little and trying to make his baby brother stop crying, or something like that. Finally he squishes his cheeks in, eyes squinting.]

...'Kay, go.
not_a_troll: (you snooze you lose)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-20 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki chooses for a delightful combination of looking cross-eyed and sticking his tongue out as far as he can. As a god of mischief he deems himself quite talented at things like this.

After a short nod he presses the small green button with the camera-symbol on it.]

selfhelp: ([billy] ...it's complicated)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-02-21 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, that was adorably goofy. Once the picture's taken, he relaxes his face and leans in to look.

...Yep, that's a silly picture alright.]

Cool, we're immortalized on my iPhone.
not_a_troll: (bros before hoes)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-22 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki looks at the picture as well and yes, he has to admit, it is most silly. It conveys the concept of mischief in the most excellent way possible.]

Aye. I cannot agree more.

Do you also have these applications they call apps? Phones of I do have these.

[And without any further ado he starts tapping away on Billy's phone.]

If I call any of these numbers. Will someone pick up?
selfhelp: ([billy] sorry. bored now.)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-02-23 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
It sucks, but no. There's no signal, see?

[He points to the sad little symbol at the top of the screen that shows its lack of connection.]

It's the same with the internet.
not_a_troll: (whelp)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-26 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
I noticed that. It is a pity.

[Loki looks at Billy and nudges him.]

We could put our mission points together and request an internet connection. Since you must have oodles of them and I have a grand total of zero, you will be the one who will benefit the most from it after all.

And because of our bond of great friendship I will benefit as well. And thus we are so-called 'friends with benefits'.

[In where Loki completely misinterprets the term.]
selfhelp: ([billy] mrrghgrmgghfff.)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-02-27 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[scream

In a demonstration of particularly stellar timing, Billy had been taking a drink from his milkshake as Loki said that. Which means that his spluttering reply was even more adventurous than usual.]

Oh my god- Loki- oh my god, okay- don't- don't ever say that. To anyone. Ever. Please.
not_a_troll: (investigation in progress)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-27 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki snorts at Billy's response. Espcially when he tries not to splatter his milkshake over his clothes.]

We are not friends with benefits? Could this phrase mean something else? Or refer to benefits of a different kind?

Hmn.

Friends who profit from eachother, yes?
selfhelp: ([billy] it's... kind of a brother thing)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-03-01 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Sob. Okay, that's a little less brain-breaking, at least.]

Yeah, that's... uh. I can live with that.
not_a_troll: (whelp)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-03-03 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You could not live with the word 'benefits'? I have heard of this phrase a lot and it sounds quite accurate for the situation that has just presented itself, you see?

Please enlighten me.
selfhelp: ([billy] "the new skrull invasion" srsly)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-03-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god. Does he seriously have to explain this...]

It's not the word itself, it's- look, the phrase "friends with benefits" means people who are... y'know.

[He holds one hand up with his fingers curled in an "o" shape, thrusting the pointer finger of his other hand through it to demonstrate... well.]
not_a_troll: (you talk shite)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-03-06 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Loki watches Billy intently while he answers and oh...oh. Wait...but that is strange...

He shakes his head.]

I consider myself surprised and confused with the fact that the word 'benefits' refers to intercourse when used in that context.

[He mimics the thing Billy is portraying with his fingers.]

Ah, this gesture refers to intercourse too. By Odin's sores, why are Midgardians so focused on their rut?
selfhelp: art from kaciart.tumblr.com, coloured by me. ([billy] dammit tommy what are you doing)

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[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-03-08 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
...Because it feels really, really good?

[Oh god he is so not explaining the merits of sex to a kid. Even an immortal godly one.]
not_a_troll: (pondering is of the now)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-03-09 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently it does. Midgardians tend to be quite fond of it.

[Loki is not unfamiliar with the concept. After all, the world of online is quite full of people who have sex.]

It involves a lot of screaming and grunting. And sweating.
selfhelp: art from cris-art.tumblr.com, coloured by <user name=kukki> ([billy] who are you calling greg!?)

[action | A MOST VERY MAGICAL WEDNESDAY PAST] mega sexual

[personal profile] selfhelp 2013-03-09 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god.]

Who the heck gave you sex ed!?

[Seriously, who would describe sex like that to a little guy like this. (Even if it is mostly accurate.)]
not_a_troll: (complicated)

[action | A MOST VERY MAGICAL WEDNESDAY PAST] incredibly sexual

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-03-10 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Sex ed?

[Ed? Eductation perhaps? Lessons in sex? Did such a thing exist?]

Who showed me the workings of sex, you mean? Well, Midgardians like to record their sex with their devices and after that they transfer their films to the world of online for everyone to see.

I am not quite sure what purpose it holds. Perhaps they derive pleasure out of seeing others rut.
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