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IC Appointments [Luceti]

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Apparently it does. Midgardians tend to be quite fond of it.

[Loki is not unfamiliar with the concept. After all, the world of online is quite full of people who have sex.]

It involves a lot of screaming and grunting. And sweating.

[Oh god.]

Who the heck gave you sex ed!?

[Seriously, who would describe sex like that to a little guy like this. (Even if it is mostly accurate.)]

Sex ed?

[Ed? Eductation perhaps? Lessons in sex? Did such a thing exist?]

Who showed me the workings of sex, you mean? Well, Midgardians like to record their sex with their devices and after that they transfer their films to the world of online for everyone to see.

I am not quite sure what purpose it holds. Perhaps they derive pleasure out of seeing others rut.

[Oh sweet freaking god Loki watches porn.

He does not know how to deal with this information.]

Um. S... something like that. Probably.

It has nothing to do with love, just lust. And a strange desire to be naked in front of the entire internet.

[Loki looks at Billy's face, noticing the obvious discomfort.]

Billy of New York, please do not tell me that you are assuming that I spend a lot of time behind my Starkphone to gander upon Midgardians and their rut. Even though I do understand that that is the most teenage thing to do, yes?

It's less to do with you doing it a lot and more that you've done it, period. It's like hearing my little brother talk about sex.

[He shudders at that. Sure, his brothers are much younger than Loki (physically and mythologically, obviously) but the point still stands.]

[There's a thoughtful expression on Loki's face.]

Is it that odd? And I a not your little brother. We are bros as in 'bros before the hoes', of course, but no brothers.

Don't take it literally, it's just a feeling. Kind of a quasi-adopted mental thing. I do it a lot.

[Maybe he just likes big families- he certainly has a plethora of them.]

I like that sentiment.

[Loki nods and flashes Billy a geniune smile.]

It is a good thing to share a bond. It is not that I have a large amount of companions at home. Thor is dead, you see?

[Um. Wow. That was said so matter-of-factly that Billy has to doubletake.]

R... right. Well, maybe someday we'll meet back home. I'm sure we'd get along there, too.

Perhaps.

[Loki turns towards the candles.]

I hope we do.

[That was true. He genuinely hoped that he would remember everything upon his return so he could take Leah with him and seek the friends he made here out.]

And yes, we would get along fine. Like we do now. Perhaps even best friends forever.

[That's a sentiment he can certainly agree with.]

Yeah... me too. I'm looking forward to it.

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