not_a_troll | IC Appointments [Luceti]

[Alright, have your sandwich, it floats back full of good, healthy stuff. She can't be mean or angry to a kid, honestly.]

Alright, Loki. Its not that hard to understand, just surprising.

[And then she starts making her own sandwich. A question comes to mind after a minute. What sort of world could he be from?]

Have you ever heard of the Fantastic Four, or the Avengers?

[Of course he knows the Avengers and of course he knows of the Fantastic Four...and...oh....oh! While an overly healthy sandwich floats his way he starts smiling.]

Of course!

[The smile grows bigger.]

One's heroic deeds are most famous! I think the proper action should be is placing a kind request for an autograph, yes?

If you like, most people do. But you aren't most people, are you Loki?

[Sue smiles and heads over to the fridge, taking out a container of juice and pouring them both glasses, setting one down beside the boy. She takes a seat and asks another question with a wry smile.]

How'd you get to be so young? In my time, Loki's an angry guy with horns, not a cute kid.

[Loki moves to rearrange the healthy toppings on his sandwich.]

I am not the most people, no. Yet, I can ask you for an autograph, yes? I promise I shall hang it above my head and cherish it like a lot of Midgardians do.

[For a second the look on Loki's face darkens a bit.]

I am a child, most children are rather young.

I am also not angry.

[He smiles again.]

Behold! Not angry.

Of course you can.

[Distractedly, Sue pulls out a pen and signs a notepad that's been floating around the kitchen for a while. To Young, Not Angry Loki, from Susan.]

Um, can I ask...how'd you get to be so adorable? [He really is...] Some sort of spell that made you young?

Did something happen to the other Asgardians? Or Asgard?

[IE: Should I be looking out for a bunch of pint-sized gods?]

This is most accurate!

[Loki looks at the autograph he has received and places the paper next to his plate.

When she talks again he looks up, busy chewing on his sandwich. Adorable? This is offically the first time someone made a connection between the word 'adorable' and his own person.]

Through hard work and determination!

[After that he shakes his head, trying to contain his laughter.]

Susan Richards, the world of online should have been more specific about one's wit!

Asgard is doing well.

[She just shakes her head and laughs, taking a bite of sandwich]

I'm glad to hear it. It's been a while since I've seen Thor, he's off fighting Ragnarok or something in my time I think.

And...the World of Online? The internet?

It has been a while since I have seen him as well, yes.

[The expression on his face remains unchanged, yet it saddens him to realize Thor is still dead. But Thor being dead is not something he prefers to talk about.]

If I am correct Ragnarok is not a threat to Asgard at the moment.

[He taps his chin shortly and decides that the internet is a far better subject to talk about than Thor or Ragnarok.]

Aye! It is very entertaining. It amuses me greatly. I am very fond of these chatting rooms, where Midgardians gather to communicate.

[Right, Ragnarok is kind of weird. Isn't it a circle? Sue doesn't keep up with Norse mythology too well.]

Oh? Do you really enjoy chat rooms? I hadn't thought that the internet existed in Asgard.

Of course not. But the phones of Stark do!

[Loki takes a sip of his drink.]

They are much able to pick up a connection from the town of Broxton. Midgardians tend to forget to encrypt their connections to the world of online.

Ah, yea. StarkPhones are pretty nice. I prefer Reed's redesign though

[She nods]

So you leech WiFi, do you? My, you are a cheeky kid. But, why is Asgard near Broxton?

Of course you do, Susan Richards. After all, the Doctor Reed is your b.f.f. and more.

Leech? I do not leech, I make use of it.

My brother created it that way. Do not worry, we are on good terms with the inhabitants of Broxton.

Oh, did he really?

[Sue strokes her chin]

Your brother returned from Ragnarok, to...Broxton. I suppose that's as good a place as any for Asgard. Well that's a load off. I was worried about your brother. He's a good guy.

[Loki watches her and listens closely. When she is done he opens his mouth and simply says:]

Thor is dead now.

Oh.

[Well that stung. She drops her cup and it breaks against the floor with a crash.]

Oh, I'm so sorry. God Almighty, I'm sorry for prattling on like...an old hen.

[Loki raises his eyebrows at the cup crashing onto the floor]

Do not worry.

[Loki smiles.]

He died a saviour.

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Of...course.

[Sue kneels and starts picking up pieces of glass]

He would.

Aye.

[Thor's death is not a subject he wants to talk about over lunch. So he stays quiet and focuses on chewing on his sandwich while watching Susan picking up those pieces of glass.]

Sorry.

[When Sue gets down to just the tiny bits, she actually calls up a bubble of translucent force underneath the glass shards and deposits them in a trash can.]

There, no more glass. Loki, can you cook well?

Apologies accepted, Susan. Please do not worry.

[He watches her cleaning the glass with great interest.]

Aye, of course I can. Shall I make you something?

[Would eggs do good with pickles?]

No-no, I was asking because I usually make dinner for everyone on this floor. If you want, you'd be welcome to join us.

You do? Ah...

[Loki nods.]

I am not very domestic but I am extremely skilled in the act of cooking.

Well then you can help me. Billy, Tommy, Teddy, and Clint must be getting sick of my cooking by now.

[Another nod.]

Aye!

[He finishes the last bit of his sandwich.]

Then I shall take over. My cooking is haute cuisine. Gordon Ramsey of Midgard would definitely not complain about it being 'fucking raw'.

Dinner is at 7 then, tonight I'm cooking. Tomorrow, we'll see what you can do.

[Action]September 19th, Lunch time

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