I can find the humor in them after the fact, though often it spurs me to respond in kind.

[The bread's toasted, the meat heating in the pan and she's keeping a careful eye on that. She doesn't want to burn anything.]

More often than not it is unintentional. I have no desire to offend you, but I might on accident. There is no need to glare, truly. I'd rather not give you cause to do so.