[Loki laughs briefly, thoroughly amused.]

That is definitely kind. Who could be better at introducing the god of thunder to Midgardian delicacies than an actual Midgardian, right?

[After Thor has given him the pan and a fair chunk of butter he moves to rummage with the furnace until he has a flame of gas running. First he puts the bacon in, followed by a colored bubbles of chocolate they call M and M's. After that some tuna.]

Aye. Now just watch the magic unfold itself in front of our very eyes!