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[Loki is up at a ridiculous early hour. He hurries to post a message on the corkboard and after that he hurries back into his room to rummage through his stuff and not wake Thor. When it is about sleepovers of a most epic kind Loki needs to come prepared, of course. He figures there might be blankets and a pillow so at least he does not have to drag that all through town.

He picks out some books, some clothes, grabs the notebook where he hid that weird note he has scribbled that one time he cannot remember. He is humming a song to distract him from the fact that he is more confused than anything right now. He has not been able to speak to Leah after their visit to the spa. He has been quite successful in avoiding her, actually, especially since the effect of the chocolates did not fade like they should. Still, sometimes he still peeked out of the window at nights to see if she was sitting there like she always did. Habits never really die easily, after all.

And that is where this epic sleepover comes in! And feel free to bump into him as he is running up and down floor five, making a mess of the kitchen or being far too loud during the morning.]

[Well, Loki arrives at House 44 quite on time. He's holding a bag filled with books and another bag with clothes. Really, the god of mischief is not one for many luggage.]

Hello! Hello! Hello! I have come for the great sleepover!

[He is waving to anyone who might spot him standing underneath a window or in front of the door. And of course he'll knock the door a couple of times for emphasis.]

[Written]

Dearest land of Luceti,

Since the great feast of Valentine has passed us I think it is an excellent time to assess eachother's experiences during this great feast. Have you been able to achieve great love through my excellent advices? Have you been able to make out with the tongues? Or did you even got the time to rut? After all, the feast of Valentines is an excellent opportunity for such acts of pleasure.

Dr. L. Laufeyson is once again open for all your remarks, suggestions, questions, assumptions, ideas, thoughts, opinions, feelings, views, presumptions, analyses, stories, could be's and should be's.

I am most interested in your stories and I shall answer all your questions just as accurate as I have done before, yes?

All the best in the Nine Realms and the like,

L. Laufeyson

PS: Is there anyone else still suffering from the effects from these chocolate treats? I am still rather eager to engage in the act of hugging. :-/

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[Jonas is already awake when Loki starts running around. He doesn't need to sleep, exactly, so he's not really bothered by all the noise. It's not like he's being rudely awakened or anything.

He is curious, though. Why on earth would anyone be up so early? He doesn't remember Teddy or Billy being particularly energetic people in the morning, so he shuffles out of his room...and immediately wishes he hadn't. Everything was in complete disarray, and he really, really does not want to be the one putting everything back where it needs to go.]

May I ask what you are doing?

[Loki is doing something that is a combination of chewing on a sandwich, making another and putting on his boots. Which results in more stuff on the floor.

At least he takes the sandwich from his mouth when he speaks.]

I believe they call this breakfast on Midgard.

I'll hug you if you want.

[The rest, he's... unsure if he wants to discuss.]

Oh! Well, I have a rather big urge to hug with others. I blame the chocolates.

[And nope, he is not really keen on discussing his Valentine adventures either. So that makes two.]

The chocolates made you like that? [He hasn't quite figured it out himself.] At least hugging's a good thing, except that Shikamaru told me I shouldn't hug boys a lot because of the bro codes. But it should be okay to do it every now and then, so I'd be glad to help you wear out your hugging.

[Oh, the bro-codes! Loki knows about them! They are part of the great bromance.]

I shall not violate the great code of bro, Aang. You have my promise. And yes, it were the chocolates.

Edited 2013-02-24 18:13 (UTC)

I was unaware that anything was supposed to happen with... tongues. What do you mean by that? And what does it mean to 'rut'?

Thanks, Loki. I'm glad you're looking out like that! And that's weird about the chocolates. Where should we meet up?

Chocolates were the worst part. Other than that? It was pretty normal.

[Okay, that's lie. Considering she knows how much she calmed down during the experiment... But that actually wasn't so bad. All the caution and paranoia is back, though, so she isn't going to admit to much.]

I could give you a hug as a bird if it would make you feel better.

- Marco

[Well she's definitely the person to answer the door. Saori opens it wide with a bright, cheerful smile for the young troublemaker and beckons him inside. She's full of energy in the morning as always, though she's just finished practicing shamisen for the day. She has a thin bead of sweat on her forehead from hard practice, too.]

Good Morning! It's lovely to see you, little one!

You have come to the right place with your questions. Allow me to answer them.

Kissing with the Tongues by L. Laufeyson

1. A maiden you are really fond of
2. Your mouth and her mouth
3. Both of your tongues
4. ??????
5. OODLES OF PROFIT!

:-)

PS: To rut refers to mating. Or intercourse. Or the act of sex. It comes after 'third base'.

I agree with your statement. I agree so much with your statement that I have no other option to agree with it even more.

It has not been entirely normal, but normal enough to not fall into the category of 'extraordinary'.

[That is a lie. And he's still confused about it as well. And he can't stop craving for hugs and closeness and such things.]

I feel like the chocolates are still in effect for me right now. As if the curse isn't lifted, you see? It is quite odd. I wonder if this is a punishment again.

A bird hug? I am curious about how birds hug. Would they do that with their wings? Or will they peck you kindly?

Please do not tell me you are still suffering from the sweet chocolate-curse as well. Quite worrisome.

Saori, I warn you, it are the chocolates! I am still cursed!

[After that he puts his bags on the ground and runs at her to press her really, really close to himself because for some reason hugs are the best thing since shaken milk.]

Good morning!

Edited 2013-02-25 19:44 (UTC)

I... is that a common way to initiate contact with someone that you like? What exactly does it accomplish?

[The tongues part still doesn't seem to make much sense to him. Especially with those question marks and... profit? Profit how exactly?

The rutting though...]

Ah, of course. Though I do not quite understand what you mean by... 'third base'. Then mating is something that occurs under the influence of love?

Of course, as they say on the world of online: 'no homo' yes?

[He's not entirely sure about that phrase, but it seems to refer to the Bro Code, if he is correct.]

I am currently at House #44. You could come over and we shall be bros, yes?

[Sometimes it's easier to lie. And when that happens, Clove doesn't want to be questioned. If he's lying now? She'll let him lie. Hopefully he'll let her do the same.]

It might be. The ~~Gamemakers~~ Malnosso seem to like throwing things like this at us.

They hug with wings. Or they fold them and let the other person hug around them.

No, I am all right.

I don't care.

[She hugs him tight and picks him up off the ground, squeezing him gently.]

How are you today? Still troubled?

Yeah - I mean I'm still in my home now, but I'll be getting out in a few minutes. [Because clearly Loki typoed "not home".]

And I can head on over soon, buddy!

: )

No, No Homo, it means that you are bros with another without being a homosexual. It is a phrase used to brand eachother as bros. Bros before hoes, and similar exclamations.

Of course! Shall I prepare tea? There is an interesting quantity of tea inside this house.

Edited 2013-02-26 14:38 (UTC)

[All the hugs Loki has kind of been reluctant to give? He's giving them right now, Saori. The contact makes him feel happy. And warm. Not the type of warmth he is not able to feel. But something inside of him, a certain feeling he has not really experienced a lot.

He keeps talking, though, even when Saori holds him and he hugs her back.]

But it is a curse. It is a horrible, horrible curse that twists your emotions and the like.

[He looks up at her.]

Troubled, confused but also most sanguine at the same time.

But since you are a phoenix. And phoenixes are mythological birds of fire. Can you guarantee to not set me on fire while we engage in a great hug?

~~The word Gamemaker befits the Malnosso quite well.~~

I do not think that any of this has to do with science anymore. They seem to have too much fun.

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