not_a_troll: (this is not an argument)
Loki Laufeyson ([personal profile] not_a_troll) wrote 2013-03-15 02:46 pm (UTC)

[action!] loki will misunderstand everything, it will be fabulous

[Loki eyes Billy for a couple more minutes, making up his mind, clearing his head.]

I am still quite unsure about whatever bond you share with my other older self, and it is not my right to pry. So I shall not. But I do want to ask you to not interpret my words as me trying to damage his name, yes? Yes.

It is a general misconception. Me trying to damage him.

[He sits down on the bed, trying hard to not let the fact that the apartment is empty get to him.]

A while ago, a long while ago, even before I died, I had a conversation with one of the characters from the Midgardian series of Star Trek. The ones that get beamed up a lot. In passing I mentioned something about my other older self being a bit more evil than I am. I deemed it rather harmless, Spock of the Enterprise deemed it rather serious and went to my other older self.

[Loki raises a finger.]

Are you familiar with the phrase 'flipping shit', Billy of New York? I think my other older self has flipped a shit, you see? He flipped such an amount of shit, so to speak, that...eventually Luke Skywalker of Star Wars contacted me and requested me to attend a meeting with the other party in order to make peace.

He pointed out to me that my other older self is dangerous and that his mind is rather unstable. This is not news to me, of course. What is news to me is that he informed me about the lives that are at stake if I would not comply. As if I hold the key to my other older self's mental stability. To be put in such a position is quite odd...

[Loki looks up to Billy again, pausing his very long, long story.]

Am I still clear to you? If there are any questions so far I am willing to answer them.

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