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[When Loki wakes up he feels very, very woozy and he has a hard time to focus his eyes on the sky above him. It takes a while before he realizes where he is and who he is for that matter.]

By Odin’s so...

[He stops mid-sentence because his voice does not entirely sound like his voice. Its heavier, more mature and...oh, it seems his hands have grown as well. Loki frowns and sits up and after the world has stopped spinning he starts to realize that he has grown. Or that he is stuck inside the body of his Evil Self. Or that he was his Evil Self but then not entirely evil.

So he sits there for at least five minutes and watches his feet intently. After that he moves his hands to his face and hair. And the frown on his face deepens when he notices his hair is thin and long and really not dashing at all. Now it definitely makes sense why his Evil Self hid his hair under that helmet. At least that is one mystery that got solved.

With a huff he gets on his feet and decides to head to the village to pay a visit to the shop. Perhaps a hip outfit could make everyone forget about the problem with his hair. Maybe a cool hat and a pair of jeans.]

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Attention, attention. Your days of fretting are over, Luceti for I have returned! That means the moment for a great feast has arrived. Et cetera, et cetera and so forth!

Please inform me about all the juicy gossip and similar talk, I am rather curious what has happened during my absence. I hope it is not all doom and gloom and stories of woe and sorrow. For instance, I truly hope Vegeta the Saiyan has found the fitting panties to his outfit. It has been on my mind for quite a while, you see?

Sock-a, I wish to sail on your boat.

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Where is Thor? His odd collection of plants is still here but he himself is nowhere to be found.

Ah.

He went home, right?

[OOC: I still have not made any relevant icons but just so that you know, Loki looks a bit this now. Minus the fluff on his back. He just arrived in standard white shirt and pants. He’s still the same little shit inside.

Yes, you can find him hanging around in the forest or the shop or anywhere between, just specify! c:]

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Just a little. I can't lie, though, it's kind of jarring.

[Here, though- have some foodstuffs.]

They do have a terrible sense of humour, huh. Hopefully it won't last long.

Not willingly. Tony and I were both sent home, and then we were both brought back—but we had no control over it. [Which he had asked about before, as Pepper remembers.] It was the same as when anyone else gets sent home and brought to Luceti, right down to the New Feather clothing.

[She taps her pen against the page; Pepper remembers seeing the threadwork in Loki’s flesh, which had been very “gross.” She tries to push the image from her mind, focusing on what’s happened to the younger version of Loki instead.]

Taller? Do you mean they made you older? [Which is the logical reason for why people grow taller, even if logic doesn’t usually apply in Luceti.]

Quite. Still the women of Midgard always dream to get one. They are afraid to turn old and wrinkly.

I should obtain the mask of Anonymous.

[He wonders if he could invite her over. The idea of staying alone inside his room makes him feel restless.]

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With old men? Old, old music?

Well, perhaps you have a point, but I am not him. If I were him I would've done oodles of very evil stuff while cackling.

[He accepts the food very eagerly because, frankly, he's really hungry.]

Ah, it is allright. Just uncomfortable. And my Evil Self's hair is rather unfortunate as well.

[Loki shifts while sitting on the couch. He knows questions will be coming. Questions he would not like but...he owes Billy that much.]

Yes. It is a fair consolation prize after you chose to trust that one Loki who is responsible for the destruction of the Manhattan Lands instead of me.

I shall appeal to your conscience, Tony Stark. You know that is not fair.

There's nothing wrong with being old and wrinkly. It shows you have life experience. It gives you character.

What kind of mask is the mask of Anonymous? [It sounds really mysterious. Almost like an ancient treasure.]

[He has been asking that, but it never hurts to ask again.]

I see, I see. So it is similar to some certain grotesque lottery? Because honestly, I doubt we are serving a scientific goal, especially when we get assigned to fight for them.

:"""-(( It is always so depressing to realize you are nothing more but a mere pawn in a grand scheme you cannot comprehend.

Aye. I suddenly have hair in places I have never had hair before. It is unpleasant and itchy.

Uh huh.

[She sounds a little skeptical.]

...I still think you need to be more careful about picking less dangerous targets for your mischief.

No. They're young men.

[Guess we're stopping at the item shop and hoping to find a copy of Powerslave or something.]

That sounds fairly accurate. [And yes, very depressing. But that realization isn’t so new for Pepper; it’s just something she purposely avoids thinking about unless she has to.

And speaking of things better left out of her mind…] I don’t think anyone really needs to know that, Loki. [Pepper certainly doesn’t, and now she’s suddenly very eager to forget it.]

I do not trust him.

[ He just has to establish that first. ]

How about an autograph instead? On a picture of me? That's worth ten iPods with melodies on it.

Mm, if I have my facts right, it was part rave for the hell of it and part Eugene's birthday. Lots of booze and glowing things.

You ever seen a bikin?

[Thus the silly hat, apparently.

Billy notices Loki's discomfort, though, and he can figure out why, considering their conversation, so he doesn't beat around the bush any further.]

What spell was that? I've never seen anything like it.

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Huh?! E-Even if you were a little more public than you should have been, he doesn't have the right to threaten you! [Not that Jeb should really talk, considering he doesn't stand up for himself very well when others threaten him, but...]

No. So you can forget about it. [TEENAGERS.]

Yes, but washed or not, this isn't the place to be talking about them.

I do not particulary care about booze, but do tell me about glowing things and how those combine with bathingsuits for women.

It is astounding, really. I seem to have hair on my toes. And my legs.

Ah, wait.

[Loki switches to video to show Pepper his hairy legs. Very manly, but also very, very hairy. She cannot see his face, its just a pair of legs with hairs on them.]

Oh, do not fret. Vegeta the Saiyan is a man of mean words but he has a very tiny heart. :-)

I wish to point out that he would do great in a movie playing the role of a anti-hero.

Tony Stark, is an autograph able to play melodies that might soothe my troubled mind?

Ah-hah.

Your concern is heartwearming :-) Now for the latest gossip...

I refuse to see why I should not talk about underwear. Midgardians are rather fond of it, you see?

But please help me out. What is more gross to talk about over a public network?

A: panties
B: unwashed panties
C: genitals inside unwashed panties
D: gross blood

Please pick one.

Helios' spell, I refined it.

[He looks at his toes and starts counting the hairs on them.]

Well...refined is not the good word. I rewrote it.

TRY IT :-)

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