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[When Loki wakes up he feels very, very woozy and he has a hard time to focus his eyes on the sky above him. It takes a while before he realizes where he is and who he is for that matter.]

By Odin’s so...

[He stops mid-sentence because his voice does not entirely sound like his voice. Its heavier, more mature and...oh, it seems his hands have grown as well. Loki frowns and sits up and after the world has stopped spinning he starts to realize that he has grown. Or that he is stuck inside the body of his Evil Self. Or that he was his Evil Self but then not entirely evil.

So he sits there for at least five minutes and watches his feet intently. After that he moves his hands to his face and hair. And the frown on his face deepens when he notices his hair is thin and long and really not dashing at all. Now it definitely makes sense why his Evil Self hid his hair under that helmet. At least that is one mystery that got solved.

With a huff he gets on his feet and decides to head to the village to pay a visit to the shop. Perhaps a hip outfit could make everyone forget about the problem with his hair. Maybe a cool hat and a pair of jeans.]

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Attention, attention. Your days of fretting are over, Luceti for I have returned! That means the moment for a great feast has arrived. Et cetera, et cetera and so forth!

Please inform me about all the juicy gossip and similar talk, I am rather curious what has happened during my absence. I hope it is not all doom and gloom and stories of woe and sorrow. For instance, I truly hope Vegeta the Saiyan has found the fitting panties to his outfit. It has been on my mind for quite a while, you see?

Sock-a, I wish to sail on your boat.

private to Billy
Where is Thor? His odd collection of plants is still here but he himself is nowhere to be found.

Ah.

He went home, right?

[OOC: I still have not made any relevant icons but just so that you know, Loki looks a bit this now. Minus the fluff on his back. He just arrived in standard white shirt and pants. He’s still the same little shit inside.

Yes, you can find him hanging around in the forest or the shop or anywhere between, just specify! c:]

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I guess that comes with being a pirate, yes? One of the perks of travelling the seven seas?

[Ah, yes, the picnic.]

I am not quite sure if I am in a picnic mood right now but I definitely owe you a picnic.

Seven seas? Is that an expression from your own world? There's only one sea back home I know of. Sea is sea. There's one more in Luceti but that still only makes it two.

Why aren't you in a picnic mood? Is it because you look really really really really really old?

Seven seas, one sea, it is all water in the end. But I believe Midgard refers to seven seas. Pirates roaming the seven seas, you see? It would be a valid remark if you were from Midgard, you see?

Perhaps you are not from Midgard.

I do not look really, really, really, really, really old. :-( It is more because I am not quite hungry.

So Midgard has seven seas, huh? Aye, I'm not from there. I'm from Terca Lumireis.

How about tomorrow? Will you be hungry tomorrow?

And yes. You do look really really really really really old. But there's nothing wrong with being really really really really really old, ya know.

That makes sense, yes. Even though the name of your homeland is rather farfetched. Is it meant to be that farfetched?

Oh, there is absolutely nothing wrong with my appetite. Perhaps, tomorrow. I shall ponder over this and message you later.

[Despite the hip smiley cap Loki is not quite sure what to think about his new, grown up looks. He is still himself but not himself at the same time. It is confusing and alarming.]

I do not look really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really old.

Around my 30's at the least. But not old.

How is it farfetched? I think it's pretty. Even exotic, compared to a name like Midgard.

Being in your 30s means you're old. It means you passed the prime of your life already. [Lol, Tales logic.]

I think our tastes differ regarding the name of realms and the like.

That is complete and utter nonsense. I do not have any wrinkles and I still have all my teeth as well. Therefore I am not old. Only a bit taller.

[Well, the thin hair his older, evil self seems to have is a bit problematic.]

But maybe you smell like an old man. Old men always have a special musk, but they don't realize it.

Anyway, it's like I said. There's nothing wrong with being old.

[Loki thinks about that and inches away from his journal to sniff under his armpits. Old men musk? He does not smell like old men. If he is correct there is not even a smell of sweat. Or is there...?]

I do not have old men musk! >:-( I have taken a bath.

I would rather be young again. I hope this little side effect does not last for more than a few days. Unless the Malnosso are fond of seeing me suffer. That would be a shame. :-(((((

The Malnosso are fond of seeing everyone suffer. I think.

If you don't think you're really really old, then why is it a problem? Why would you rather be young again?

Edited 2013-07-06 11:40 (UTC)

Aye. But perhaps they could go less rough on me, you see? I know the Not CEO of the Malnosso. We are pen pals. Therefore we share a bond.

Because I look like my evil self and I do not wish to grow up. And I definitely do not wish to grow up looking like him.

[Oh. Well. That makes a lot more sense. Patty can't really relate to the evil self thing, only to growing older.]

I don't think you can avoid looking like him. He's you, ya know. [She pauses for a moment, chewing on her pencil while she thinks.]

But Ms. Trinkett told me about how her world has ways to change your eyecolor. So maybe if you ask around, someone can change your facial features a little to make you not look like yourself.

Perhaps. But I could make him look far more hip, more hip than he has ever looked. Helmets with large horns are not hip at all. Only Evil Loki's would find that hip.

It depends on how you look at it, you see?

Are you referring to lifting one's face?

Helmets with large horns sound like a hassle. You'd get stuck in doorways faster than a clam in an oyster shell.

Lifting one's face? How would you lift a person's face? It's attached to the back of their head.

Edited 2013-07-09 09:21 (UTC)

It might come in handy when roasting marshmellows. You can roast two at the time. One on each horn.

Apparently Midgardians cut their faces off in order to look more beautiful. I wonder why they do such things. It seems rather painful...

[akaskfjdsfkj what. Face cutting is considered beautiful?]

That sounds disgusting. Besides, people need faces. Without a face, how can you tell if a person's smiling? Even if you think your evil self is ugly, whatever you do, don't lift your face.

I believe they put it on again after a lift. So you would not lose your face.

[He is laughing while writing.]

Perhaps I can put a mask up.

It's still disgusting. [Other worlds have such weird customs.]

Masks sound good. Maybe you can make one that looks like your usual self.

Quite. Still the women of Midgard always dream to get one. They are afraid to turn old and wrinkly.

I should obtain the mask of Anonymous.

[He wonders if he could invite her over. The idea of staying alone inside his room makes him feel restless.]

Edited 2013-07-12 07:01 (UTC)

There's nothing wrong with being old and wrinkly. It shows you have life experience. It gives you character.

What kind of mask is the mask of Anonymous? [It sounds really mysterious. Almost like an ancient treasure.]

I rather not be. And I definitely rather not be in this form.

It is a mask to convey the statement that they are legion. And they do not forget.

[Gosh, Loki. By now, Patty's getting the impression he's complaining more about his appearance than most girls she knows. Still, if being older is associated with being evil, she supposes he has a valid excuse.]

Forget what?

Acts of evil. Acts Anonymous do not tolerate.

Oh. So are you a legion who doesn't forget too?

[Loki is snickering behind the journal and that is why it takes a bit longer to reply.]

Aye! I am a one-man legion. A cool one man legion.

[The second message comes a bit later as well.]

When I have returned to my young, dashing self we should engage in the act of hanging out, yes?

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