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8. [action/written]

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[When Loki wakes up he feels very, very woozy and he has a hard time to focus his eyes on the sky above him. It takes a while before he realizes where he is and who he is for that matter.]

By Odin’s so...

[He stops mid-sentence because his voice does not entirely sound like his voice. Its heavier, more mature and...oh, it seems his hands have grown as well. Loki frowns and sits up and after the world has stopped spinning he starts to realize that he has grown. Or that he is stuck inside the body of his Evil Self. Or that he was his Evil Self but then not entirely evil.

So he sits there for at least five minutes and watches his feet intently. After that he moves his hands to his face and hair. And the frown on his face deepens when he notices his hair is thin and long and really not dashing at all. Now it definitely makes sense why his Evil Self hid his hair under that helmet. At least that is one mystery that got solved.

With a huff he gets on his feet and decides to head to the village to pay a visit to the shop. Perhaps a hip outfit could make everyone forget about the problem with his hair. Maybe a cool hat and a pair of jeans.]

Written
Attention, attention. Your days of fretting are over, Luceti for I have returned! That means the moment for a great feast has arrived. Et cetera, et cetera and so forth!

Please inform me about all the juicy gossip and similar talk, I am rather curious what has happened during my absence. I hope it is not all doom and gloom and stories of woe and sorrow. For instance, I truly hope Vegeta the Saiyan has found the fitting panties to his outfit. It has been on my mind for quite a while, you see?

Sock-a, I wish to sail on your boat.

private to Billy
Where is Thor? His odd collection of plants is still here but he himself is nowhere to be found.

Ah.

He went home, right?

[OOC: I still have not made any relevant icons but just so that you know, Loki looks a bit this now. Minus the fluff on his back. He just arrived in standard white shirt and pants. He’s still the same little shit inside.

Yes, you can find him hanging around in the forest or the shop or anywhere between, just specify! c:]

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Perhaps I'm 'predictable' is because you only manage to anger me almost every time we speak. And would you cut it out with the text? And what is that? [He switches over to written for just a moment to show Loki what he's talking about-]

:-(

Is this more internet nonsense?

Then what brings a smile upon your face? Except the image of my face versus a fist, of course. And I will not cut it out with the text, it is the way I prefer to communicate.

[There's a small pause between the first and the last message. Because Vegeta, it looks as if you are in need of an important lesson about the wonderful world of 'emoticons' and 'smiley faces'.]

A Handy-Dandy guide to the Wonderful World of Smiley Faces
An essay by: L. Laufeyson, the most dashing godling of mischief Asgardia has ever known.

Smiley Faces are a Midgardian invention to convey emotions through text messages. A text message is a message of text generated through the pad of i or the stark phone. Text messages can be send to one another.

:-) = happy
:-D = more happy
:-DDDDD = extremely happy, ecstatic even
:-( = sad
>:-( = sad and angry (I wish to point out the frown above the eyes. See? It is frowning and looking sad at the same time.)
:'-( = sad and crying as well, thus extremely sad
:-O = amazement, as in 'oooooooo'
>:-O = yelling because you are very angry Vegeta, this emoticon applies to you!
;-) = winking, that refers to a joke you are trying to convey through your text message

I do not think jokes are something you are familiar with, Vegeta, so please refrain from using the ';-)' Some things are just not meant to be.

Edited (html faaill) 2013-07-09 09:08 (UTC)

[Wow. That's the first thing he thinks when he sees that 'essay' pop up on his journal. His face scrunches and he turns the journal sideways- now he sees it, they're supposed to be little faces. Really?]

You don't expect me to use any of this drivel? It looks as if a nine year old wrote this!

Lies and slander! That is a perfectly written essay! >:-O

Loki, what it is is a load of nonsense. Smileys? Emoticons? If I needed to tell someone I was infuriated with them I would simply say so and then proceed to knock them out cold if I was angry enough. But of course, you would know that first hand, wouldn't you.

Try it :-) Please do. You might notice that you would prefer communication through smiley faces, you see?

No. So you can forget about it. [TEENAGERS.]

TRY IT :-)

Absolutely not! It looks completely absurd! I am not some child who finds enjoyment out of such ridiculous things!

Edited 2013-07-16 07:53 (UTC)

Just once. :-)

Why is it that you insist on trying to get me to do the most stupid things. [The sound of a crack is heard from the table he's got his hand around, trying to control his anger but failing miserably.]

:-D I believe in you who believes in me.

:-)))))

Do it.

[He's staring through the camera at you Loki. Staring with all the hatred of four suns, and then some, because he will not and refuses to do as he's been instructed.]

Where are you.

Where are you? :-)

Where does it look like. I'm at home. [It hasn't escaped him that he's using video to talk to Loki.] Now answer my question.

Then where am I?

...I don't have time for your games. I don't know where you are. If I did I wouldn't of asked, you imbecile.

Grumpy old man. I shall let you in on a secret:

I am at home.

Are you coming over to pummel me now? Will you be that predictable?

[He didn't even keep the journal open long enough to hear the last sentence. Over the past few months, he's found a fondness for duct tape to take care of smaller irritating problems that a punch hasn't already solved, or wasn't murder worthy- so he's grabbed his roll of it before he heads out to Loki's residence.]

[Instead of ripping the door off its hinges this time, he bothers to knock. Loki won't be expecting him to actually knock on the door, which will make the shock and surprise he's hoping to evoke that much more sweeter.

Then he is going to try to duct tape Loki to a damn chair and taping his mouth shut so he can't scream.]

[Loki could've seen that coming from miles away because Vegeta the Saiyan is unable to calm his temper. And actually, that is the fun thing about it all.

Okay, the knocking is a surprise and he chuckles softly, putting the journal on the table before he stands up.]

Vegeta the Saiyan I am not decent for a proper pummeling yet.

[Vegeta might notice the difference in his voice since he is not at all sounding like a child anymore.]

Allow me to put on fitting clothes.

[He certainly does notice the change in voice. That is clearly not a child speaking to him. What the hell happened to Loki while he was gone?]

What are you doing, lounging around naked in there? [This is the deciding factor whether or not he kicks down the door.]

Stark naked, Vegeta the Saiyan. Absolutely stark naked. As in no clothes on.

[He's not naked at all, but he does do some sneaking towards the bedroom that used to belong to Thor. And he crawls underneath the bed as well.]

Enough of your lies, I'm coming in. [However, the voice behind the door leaves him questioning what exactly happened to the young god. Either way, he's entering the room- and if that's means breaking the lock on the door, then that's what he's doing. He walks in, looking around cautiously.]

Come out here, runt.

[Loki is underneath a bed. Try to find him, Vegeta. He sure as hell isn't telling you where he is.

This is a game of hide and seek.]

[Looking around the room, he sees no sign of Loki. he has a sneaking suspicion that this might be a tricks, but they boy has never been a threat before- so he's not terribly worried.

He throws open a closet first, peering in but finding nothing. He couldn't of gotten far, so he finally decides to check under the bed by lifting it up and holding it at shoulder height.

Oh.

There he is. And...much, much older.

WTF]

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