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[When Loki wakes up he feels very, very woozy and he has a hard time to focus his eyes on the sky above him. It takes a while before he realizes where he is and who he is for that matter.]

By Odin’s so...

[He stops mid-sentence because his voice does not entirely sound like his voice. Its heavier, more mature and...oh, it seems his hands have grown as well. Loki frowns and sits up and after the world has stopped spinning he starts to realize that he has grown. Or that he is stuck inside the body of his Evil Self. Or that he was his Evil Self but then not entirely evil.

So he sits there for at least five minutes and watches his feet intently. After that he moves his hands to his face and hair. And the frown on his face deepens when he notices his hair is thin and long and really not dashing at all. Now it definitely makes sense why his Evil Self hid his hair under that helmet. At least that is one mystery that got solved.

With a huff he gets on his feet and decides to head to the village to pay a visit to the shop. Perhaps a hip outfit could make everyone forget about the problem with his hair. Maybe a cool hat and a pair of jeans.]

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Attention, attention. Your days of fretting are over, Luceti for I have returned! That means the moment for a great feast has arrived. Et cetera, et cetera and so forth!

Please inform me about all the juicy gossip and similar talk, I am rather curious what has happened during my absence. I hope it is not all doom and gloom and stories of woe and sorrow. For instance, I truly hope Vegeta the Saiyan has found the fitting panties to his outfit. It has been on my mind for quite a while, you see?

Sock-a, I wish to sail on your boat.

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Where is Thor? His odd collection of plants is still here but he himself is nowhere to be found.

Ah.

He went home, right?

[OOC: I still have not made any relevant icons but just so that you know, Loki looks a bit this now. Minus the fluff on his back. He just arrived in standard white shirt and pants. He’s still the same little shit inside.

Yes, you can find him hanging around in the forest or the shop or anywhere between, just specify! c:]

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Mm, if I have my facts right, it was part rave for the hell of it and part Eugene's birthday. Lots of booze and glowing things.

You ever seen a bikin?

I do not particulary care about booze, but do tell me about glowing things and how those combine with bathingsuits for women.

Hmm, you know, glow sticks. They come in plastic tubes and you crack them to mix chemicals that glow when they do. They come in different colors too.

And the party had nothing to do with bikinis. But a thong is like a bikini bottom, but with a string for the back part instead of an actual piece of cloth.

I wish to have those. Will you get them for me? :-)

Ah yes, I have seen those. Maidens of Midgard tend to let tiny ropes go between their butt cheeks when they are about to rut. The male population considers that most 'sexy'.

Uh, I'll see if there are any left over, sure.

Well... yeah, they can be. Depends on the butt cheeks said rope goes between really.

_{[ That was possibly the least sexiest description of those ever, Loki.
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They do not befit un-sexy butt cheeks? After all, butt cheeks are butt cheeks, you see?

But some butt-cheeks are better than other butt-cheeks.

It's just like you like someone's face better than other people's faces.

A butt cheek is a butt cheek. You cannot compare a butt cheek to one's face.

Unless it pertains my older self. I would not be surprised if his face would resemble his buttcheeks.

Maybe you'll understand when you're older.

But at least you know what a thong is now, so we've made progress here, I think.

Is it essential for me to be knowledgeable about thongs?

In some cases, yeah, it might help. But don't worry about it for now, like I said. We'll cover that a bit later on in your youth.

You are willing to cover the subject of thongs later in my youth.

Should I desire after maidens wearing a thong?

Depends on the maiden. It's something you'll find out naturally on your own, really.

Of course, it is all part of me growing up, right? At a certain age I should lust after slender, blonde maidens with a lot of 'junk in their trunk'.

It is inevitable, of course!

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