not_a_troll | 8. [action/written]

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[When Loki wakes up he feels very, very woozy and he has a hard time to focus his eyes on the sky above him. It takes a while before he realizes where he is and who he is for that matter.]

By Odin’s so...

[He stops mid-sentence because his voice does not entirely sound like his voice. Its heavier, more mature and...oh, it seems his hands have grown as well. Loki frowns and sits up and after the world has stopped spinning he starts to realize that he has grown. Or that he is stuck inside the body of his Evil Self. Or that he was his Evil Self but then not entirely evil.

So he sits there for at least five minutes and watches his feet intently. After that he moves his hands to his face and hair. And the frown on his face deepens when he notices his hair is thin and long and really not dashing at all. Now it definitely makes sense why his Evil Self hid his hair under that helmet. At least that is one mystery that got solved.

With a huff he gets on his feet and decides to head to the village to pay a visit to the shop. Perhaps a hip outfit could make everyone forget about the problem with his hair. Maybe a cool hat and a pair of jeans.]

Written
Attention, attention. Your days of fretting are over, Luceti for I have returned! That means the moment for a great feast has arrived. Et cetera, et cetera and so forth!

Please inform me about all the juicy gossip and similar talk, I am rather curious what has happened during my absence. I hope it is not all doom and gloom and stories of woe and sorrow. For instance, I truly hope Vegeta the Saiyan has found the fitting panties to his outfit. It has been on my mind for quite a while, you see?

Sock-a, I wish to sail on your boat.

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Where is Thor? His odd collection of plants is still here but he himself is nowhere to be found.

Ah.

He went home, right?

[OOC: I still have not made any relevant icons but just so that you know, Loki looks a bit this now. Minus the fluff on his back. He just arrived in standard white shirt and pants. He’s still the same little shit inside.

Yes, you can find him hanging around in the forest or the shop or anywhere between, just specify! c:]

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[... Well. That certainly is a cheerful old guy. A cheerful old guy wearing rather odd clothing. A yellow baseball cap with a smiling face on it? Really?

Patty's just about to comment on how weird that looks when she notices the name by the entry. Loki Laufeyson. And he writes like Loki too.]

Well look what the shark dragged in. Welcome back! Took you long enough, ya know.

[Okay, so Saori saw the broadcast and she decided that she needed to find the boy. It took a bit of doing, because...well...he looked different. But he did smell the same, thankfully. So, she eventually catches him, lets say somewhere on the edge of town. Peering down at him from a cloud she calls down.]

Loki. You look different today.

Why couldn't you of stayed missing?! What's the big idea, announcing to the entire enclosure about something like that?! [He hasn't noticed quite yet that Loki's picture is a little different than normal on the journal.]

Oh thank god, you're back. Are you okay?

It looks like Thor was sent back to Asgard. Sorry, I hate to be the bearer of bad news right as you get back here.

[Well, that was an embarrassing snort he just let out at the thought of Vegeta in panties. Still, it's a relief to hear from the younger Loki again, so Teddy decides not to ask about that particular detail and just go on with more important things.]

Hey, welcome back. Are you okay over there?

Is it appropriate to talk about someone's undergarments so publicly?

Sharks? Ah! This is a particular way of Midgardian phrasing, yes? I shall note this.

I am sure you have waited with bathed breath for my return, I know, you know?

[When Saori appears above him he moves to look up, a hand above his narrowed eyes.]

I am aware of this. I am still torn between finding this odd, unfortunate or amusing.

[He plucks at his shirt and nods.]

Oddformusing.

There is no shame in panties, Vegeta the Saiyan. Or finding the right ones, for that matter.

I am in great health, despite a small odd side effect. Though, it made me discover that yellow smiley hats befit my Evil Self greatly.

I expected that much. It is unfortunate... very, very unfortunate. You might say that this becomes a wicked game of waiting on who will leave this time. Oodles of bonus points when they leave at a horrible moment.

It renders the sentiment of friendship forever quite invalid.

I feel well. I barely remember anything of my time with the Malnosso.

Are you well?

They are but panties. If it were genitals it would be quite more inappropriate. Because they are what is inside of said panties, you see?

[She lowers herself so she can lounge on the cloud at eye level, her nose twitching in amusement.]

You look like him, but you smell like you, you know. Something the Malnosso did while you were gone?

Are you hurt...child?

Aye, my breath's so bated my cheeks are turning blue. So it's good you're back, or I could've suffocated!

[She's laughing this whole thing off, but she really did miss him. Sometimes, it feels like Loki's the only friend she still has left in Luceti and she doesn't even know him all that well.]

That is unhealthy. But also a bit flattering. And it emphasizes the fact you are most talented when it comes to holding your breath.

And missing me. :-)

Of course I'm talented at holding my breath. I'm talented when it comes to lots of things.

[Much as she wants to, she can't ignore the 'missing' thing. Not entirely. So she adds another sentence after a small pause.]

You owe me a picnic, by the way.

[Loki keeps plucking his shirt, obviously a bit uncomfortable.]

Well, as you can see they have done something to me. But I am not in pain, I am also not able to recall anything. Perhaps that is a good thing.

Are you well?

[He deserves to know, at least, so she relates her own life in recent weeks. He is, after all, not hurt or anything. It's just a body.]

I have been better, but it's of no real consequence. While you were away I broke contact with Adele and ended my romantic relationship with Clint, as you and I talked about. I am happier without those weighing me down, even if it's sad.

[Straightforward, to the point, with no prevarication.]

I guess that comes with being a pirate, yes? One of the perks of travelling the seven seas?

[Ah, yes, the picnic.]

I am not quite sure if I am in a picnic mood right now but I definitely owe you a picnic.

[Loki looks at her and blinks a couple of times.]

I am sorry to hear that, bff. It is all doom and gloom while I was away.

[There's a worried look on his face.]

Will you come down with both feet on the ground?

[He makes a nervous gesture with his finger.]

It's fine. With Clint it was right. Safer, in a way. It will spare us both much pain. And as for Adele? Fuck her. [She lands now with a shrug to accompany her curse. One Adele had used quite often.] She's a miserable, ungrateful person who seems to greatly prefer your...other's company to mine. She spoke to me for the first time in three months shortly after you left. And offered me naught but a tart in apology.

Welcome back. I'll fill you in on the latest gossip, but can you please not talk about my dad buying underpants on a public network, Loki?

Seven seas? Is that an expression from your own world? There's only one sea back home I know of. Sea is sea. There's one more in Luceti but that still only makes it two.

Why aren't you in a picnic mood? Is it because you look really really really really really old?

I don't need everyone knowing about that entire escapade, you little runt. Now cut it out with the writing and speak to me face to face, I'm in no mood to speak to a wall.

Loki? I'm glad you're okay!

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8. [action/written]

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[Action] Around town

[Video] Because he needs to yell appropriately at Loki

[written, private]

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[Written][i still have no icons of old Loki, I'll just keep it with this]

[Action] Around town

[written] Of course he does :3

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[Action] Around town

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[Written] [ugh yes, BATED breath herpherp, now he just put his breath inside a bathtub]

[Written] [naw, let's say it was an intentional typo]

[Action] Around town

[Action] Around town

[Written] [good enough :D]

[Action] Around town

[Action] Around town

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