Sorry kid. We're in the boonies out here. There's no buses, no cell phone service, no internet, and no cable television. [A beat.] If you do happen to find the river, go upstream. All of the rivers around here meet up in the middle of town, and we'll get you acquainted from there.
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Sorry kid. We're in the boonies out here. There's no buses, no cell phone service, no internet, and no cable television. [A beat.] If you do happen to find the river, go upstream. All of the rivers around here meet up in the middle of town, and we'll get you acquainted from there.