[Boonies?]

I see. So when a place is isolated from the rest of the realm it is called a boonies. I shall note this.

[Midgardian phrases always have been most interesting.

So Loki moves to climb over a large tree trunk and keeps a lookout for anything that might resemble a river.]

Still no river in sight. Do I need to change course? South? North? There is a mountain in the distance.