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Loki Laufeyson ([personal profile] not_a_troll) wrote2012-10-09 09:21 am

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[Video]
[When the feed turns on Loki is obviously sitting on his bed, looking intently at whoever is listening. The message he has for everyone is of great importance after all. Finally he opens his mouth, voice firm.]

Land of Luceti! There is something that has come to my attention and I see it as my duty to enlighten you about this, yes?

[He leans closer to the screen because this is a most serious matter, everyone.]

I shall tell you my name and then I shall explain you what usually follows.

My name is Loki...

[He pulls a face and when he continues his voice is higher as if he is mimicing a woman.]

Oh my! Your name is Loki! Shall I tell you about this other Loki who is also most definitely Loki?

[After that Loki clears his throat.]

Land of Luceti, I am very aware of my older self's presence, you see? It pains me to see how everyone wastes their time on pointing that out to me every time I mention my name.

[He smiles a broad and very, very nice smile.]

If there are any questions, please let me know. I am very fond of answering questions, yes?

[That is a lie.]


[Action
[Later that day Loki heads out to the forest to do some exploring. He still hopes to find his way back to Asgard, even though his opinion about this village and some of its inhabitants is leaning towards a more positive one.

He plans to go more in the direction of those mountains when something gray, firebreathing and extremely foulmouthed catches his attention. Actually, he is very pleasantly surprised.]


By Odin's empty eyesocket! Thori!

[Loki turns away from the small path he has been following into the bushes to fetch his beloved dog and scratch it between its ears. After that he lifts the dog up and holds it in his arms.

The dog lets its disapproval known by letting out an impressive amount of profanities. Loki merely shakes his head.]


Hush, Thori, you are a good dog, remember?


[Loki has left this letter for Asch to read. Neatly typed on a typewriter.]

To Asch the Bloody,

I am very delighted that I got the honour to write a man whose last name is "The Bloody". It implies that one is a bloodthirsty murderer who likes to end the lives of his victims in a most bloody way.

Are you fond of bloody murder, Asch the Bloody? I find it rather gross. After all, bloodstains are quite difficult to remove from one's clothing. And it is unnecessary messy.

Do enlighten me about your bloody adventures, Asch the Bloody. I am most interested!

From: Loki Laufeyson, apartmentbuilding 5, room 25.
ps3pirate: (Skit - ponderings)

[Video]

[personal profile] ps3pirate 2012-10-12 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Alternate universe... Is that what they call it? [The way Loki describes it, it does sound like it could explain the discrepancies between her and some of her friends.]

But... I heard that the other Loki here is kind of a dangerous guy, ya know. So does that mean you'll grow up to be dangerous? [He seems so nice.]
ps3pirate: (Content Pirate)

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[personal profile] ps3pirate 2012-10-13 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm... I don't think you have to. It depends on why your older self is dangerous, ya know. If you're from an alternate universe, then you're gonna be able to plot a difference course. Changing your future is up to you!
ps3pirate: (Skit - ponderings)

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[personal profile] ps3pirate 2012-10-13 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
My headdr-
ps3pirate: (Skit - skeptical)

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[personal profile] ps3pirate 2012-10-13 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Then it sinks in and her hands fly up to her hat protectively.]

Hey! What's wrong with my hat?! It's a family heirloom, ya know!
ps3pirate: (Listless Pirate)

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[personal profile] ps3pirate 2012-10-16 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... That's not a bad thing.
ps3pirate: (Skit - cocky)

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[personal profile] ps3pirate 2012-10-16 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That, and it keeps my head warm! [And then she chuckles at her own joke.]
ps3pirate: (Leading Pirate)

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[personal profile] ps3pirate 2012-10-19 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! A joke's as worthless as an empty clam unless you find it funny too!
ps3pirate: (Skit - flustered)

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[personal profile] ps3pirate 2012-10-22 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, thank you! I do try!