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[When the feed turns on Loki is obviously sitting on his bed, looking intently at whoever is listening. The message he has for everyone is of great importance after all. Finally he opens his mouth, voice firm.]

Land of Luceti! There is something that has come to my attention and I see it as my duty to enlighten you about this, yes?

[He leans closer to the screen because this is a most serious matter, everyone.]

I shall tell you my name and then I shall explain you what usually follows.

My name is Loki...

[He pulls a face and when he continues his voice is higher as if he is mimicing a woman.]

Oh my! Your name is Loki! Shall I tell you about this other Loki who is also most definitely Loki?

[After that Loki clears his throat.]

Land of Luceti, I am very aware of my older self's presence, you see? It pains me to see how everyone wastes their time on pointing that out to me every time I mention my name.

[He smiles a broad and very, very nice smile.]

If there are any questions, please let me know. I am very fond of answering questions, yes?

[That is a lie.]

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[Later that day Loki heads out to the forest to do some exploring. He still hopes to find his way back to Asgard, even though his opinion about this village and some of its inhabitants is leaning towards a more positive one.

He plans to go more in the direction of those mountains when something gray, firebreathing and extremely foulmouthed catches his attention. Actually, he is very ~~pleasantly~~ surprised.]

By Odin's empty eyesocket! Thori!

[Loki turns away from the small path he has been following into the bushes to fetch his beloved dog and scratch it between its ears. After that he lifts the dog up and holds it in his arms.

The dog lets its disapproval known by letting out an impressive amount of profanities. Loki merely shakes his head.]

Hush, Thori, you are a good dog, remember?

[Loki has left this letter for Asch to read. Neatly typed on a typewriter.]

To Asch the Bloody,

I am very delighted that I got the honour to write a man whose last name is "The Bloody". It implies that one is a bloodthirsty murderer who likes to end the lives of his victims in a most bloody way.

Are you fond of bloody murder, Asch the Bloody? I find it rather gross. After all, bloodstains are quite difficult to remove from one's clothing. And it is unnecessary messy.

Do enlighten me about your bloody adventures, Asch the Bloody. I am most interested!

From: Loki Laufeyson, apartmentbuilding 5, room 25.

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Yes, playing with time and possibly alternate realities appears to be as easy for them as bringing people to this world in the first place.

Fair enough, I don't think I'd get along with another version of myself either. [He really wouldn't, it's just weird that he acknowledges it.]

It is fascinating and frigthtening at the same time, right? I am not quite sure if I would agree to this. I am wrong to assume you feel the same way?

[The look on Loki's face is a thoughtful one but he chuckles at the man's next reply.]

I think no one can.

No, that about sums it up for me.

I don't know, there are a few people here who could probably manage it, but they're insane.

[Loki nods at that.]
Do you wish to leave this place?

Ah it pleases me to know that my sanity is not at stake here, then.

Not especially. My prey is here so even if I went home, I'd just be trying to find a way to catch him. And I have friends here I don't want to leave.

Yup, so long as you find your other self annoying you're sane. I'm pretty sure that's got to be backwards in some way or another.

[Loki thinks about that. Would he prefer this village to Asgard? After all, Leah was still there. And Leah is important. And him being part of some experiment was absolutely not appealing.

So yeah, it stays silent for a long time.]

I prefer my home..., Asgard that is.

[He nods to emphasize that.]

My older self is all doom and gloom and black angry darkness of depression and similar concepts. I am most happy!

[He throws his hands in the air and pulls a happy face.]

Most people do prefer their homes unless their situation there was a lot worse. Wars and what have you.

[Okay that gets a chuckle out of him. Loki you don't even know how rare that is.] Some people get jaded when they're older I guess.

[Loki knows his situation hasn't been peachy at all back in Asgard. And wars happened from time to time.]

That is an excellent deduction and I shall reward that with my approval.

[He nods at that second statement.]

Age is an important reason to dwell upon the past and become excessively gloomy over it. That is why I believe that my young age shall overcome everything!

Uh-huh.

[Another chuckle.] That easily? I'd wish you luck then, but it doesn't sound like you'll need it.

[A very confident smirk.]

Indeed!

[He taps a finger against his head.]

I have it all figured out, you see?

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