not_a_troll | 3. [action]/[written] [slightly forwarded to the night from the 5th to the 6th of november]

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[When Loki wakes up the sun is already setting. And he has to admit he feels rather horrible. His feet are cold and his neck feels stiff and sore. He is also not wearing his own clothes, but a black pair of pants and a t shirt to match. They dressed him up in rather boring civvies.
The journal is lying next to him and he grabs it but doesn't open it at all.

First thing he does after getting up is climbing a small tree, trying to sort his thoughts before anyone would spot him, because for some reason they fail to make sense.

Well, knows what he has been doing the past couple of days. There was a draft, undead creatures and he set up traps, met one girl with blue hair and another girl with knives. He got wounded. And that is where everything becomes very blurry.

He might have visited a hospital? Something with books about chess? And there was this vague image of Saori somewhere...and his older self. And blood.

He waits until darkness has settled in completely and the other people in the village are going to their beds. Honestly, Loki is not the most happy 12 year old at this point, and all he wants is to get to his room without being seen. Without having to answer questions or have awkward conversations that would only be a great contribution to that headache that is slowly developing...]

[Written] (the next morning)
Billy! Or anyone who lives on the fifth floor of the fifth apartmentbuilding!
It is of great importance that the system of heating is turned on inside my room.

If one has done so allow me to express my joy with a smiley face :-)

[OOC: Loki got killed during the zombie!event on the 28th, his death penalty is a creepy inability to feel warmth.

He'll stay the night at Saori's place, but feel free to catch him snooping around in backyards.]

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I do not think that the great big dirty hole had anything to do with Leah not appreciating the fist of Yule.

She is my bff, but she is not hip and has a very questionable taste. After all, if she would have been as cool as I am the fist of Yule would have filled her with great joy and laughter.

I dunno, great bit dirty holes are not really places you want to be stuck at the best of times. Maybe if you'd taken her to a nice restaurant or even shopping or something then the... the fist of Yule might have thrilled her.

I am not sure if Leah would be fond of shopping and fancy restaurants... I know she is most fond of naked chests and handsome men like me.

[He misses her, he really misses her.]

So buy her tickets for the Chippendales next time. I guarantee she'll enjoy it.

What are Chippendales? Does a Chippendale specialize in naked chests?

They do, indeed, specialise in naked chests. Attractive male naked chests.

Do they also reveal their reproductive organs to the maidens?

Possibly. I've never gone to see myself.

Do maidens find that attractive? They seem rather pleased seeing one when they are caught up in the act of sex.

Most curious.

I think it would be fitting for one to say that boys my age should not know of things like this.

I guess? Otherwise there wouldn't be people like the Chippendales.

Assuming it's the guy they're having sex with, I'd hope so?

...yeah, can we go with that?

Of course. Like every human has a purpose in life, the purpose of these Chippendales is to show their chests and reproductive organs to maidens.

Well...sometimes there are multiple ones. Still, the maiden is glad to see them all.

Aye, of course.

Not sure I'd call it a purpose. It's just a job.

I... I don't think this is appropriate for me to discuss with you.

They must be fond of the professions they have chosen.

Do not fret, Clint Barton, is everywhere on the world of online.

Or they just get paid a lot of money and have groupies willing to sleep with them. It's not always anything so noble.

That doesn't make it better.

Then they must be very fond of money as well. According to the internet men love the 'bitches' and the 'dough'. 'Dough' is slang for 'money'. And 'bitches' refers to maidens, not to female canines.

Fairly sure they're not the type of guys you should be taking tips from. Try calling most women bitches and you're gonna get punched.

Stabbed if you use it on certain women.

Aye, that is why I refer to them as maidens, but if they are exceptionally vile I shall refer to them as wenches.

Indeed. Maidens like Sif.

Wise man. Not that you should treat them as delicate flowers either. I mean, doing that with most of the women I know would also get you punched.

Maidens like my best friend.

Sif... long dark hair, armour, waving a giant sword around like it's nothing?

I am a very, very wise man. I am very familiar with maidens and their tendency to punch me.

Maidens like my bff.

Aye...? You know of the lady Sif?

If they have a tendency to punch you, sounds like you're doing something wrong.

Can't say we've met, although I've seen her, seen her fight.

It comes with the name. Others are most eager to pummel me whatever I do. It is truly disappointing.

Aye, the lady Sif is an excellent warrior. And my brother's spouse.

That's a shame. You've seemed nice enough so far.

[Unlike certain other Lokis he could think of.]married?

I'm not sure it's the same in my world.

I am very nice.

[Oh? Loki taps his pen a couple of times.]

Do tell. How does it differ?

I think Thor has a girlfriend. A physicist from Earth. They certainly seemed pretty attached.

[Attached enough for Thor to try to steal things from under SHIELD's nose. Thor didn't make a very good thief.]

A physicist? This is unbeknownst to me. Who is she?

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