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[When Loki turns the feed on it is really, really, really early in the morning. As in ridiculous-o-clock. And he knows it is ridiculously early and that is why he talks really loud. So that everyone who is in the process of waking up can hear him loud and clear. After all, everything Loki has to tell is very important and everyone should hear it.]

Attention denizens of Luceti!!

[A pause...]

I have everyone’s attention, yes? Good, very good.

From one user of magic to another, I have a question for all of those who practice the art of magic or sorcery. Are there some of you where this is a talent that is hidden within one’s genes or is it mere talent? Or is it something one generates from spells out of books? Or are there some who utilize magic wands or some other magic artifact?

This is meant to start an interesting discussion about the usage of magic, you see? To create a bond between magic users... A magical bond!

[Oh, the pun!

No way in hel Loki is going to announce that he is not quite able to do magic on his own and that most of his efforts end up in giant headaches and maybe one or two floating objects. And no way he will leave it to just one question. Loki likes asking questions.

He leans a bit closer to the screen of his journal.]

May I ask who is pranking my older self? Because to burden him with such an interesting hair do is mischief of a very advanced kind. As the god of mischief I wish to bestow great compliments upon him on her.

Maybe even an award.

[ According to the list Panda provided he has to brighten Nojiko’s Christmas with an amazing gift, and since Loki really wants to give a ~~trolling~~ good present to a maiden who seems to have purple hair he will filters this message so that she cannot catch on to this, yet, he will not mention her name either, after all, no one should be trusted with such information. ]

What does one give to a maiden with an interesting hair color? Something matching with her hair color? A brush to comb that hair? Or a ribbon?

Or maybe something so she can indulge herself into the act of shopping and try on different outfits? After all, that is what most maidens are very, very fond of.

Ikki, I have chosen a date of birth. I think the fifteenth of January will be fitting. Please announce it, I require cake and presents.

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[Loki just stares.] Maybe...?

Bending one's sweat is useful during a situation of emergency? So if a horde of undead zombies approaches you, you vaporise them with sweat?

[That is gross and ridiculous. And Loki pulls a face to convey just that.]

Aang, you are aware that some things that might work in your realm do not work in this realm, right? Hiccup the Viking has dragons, and I figure a dance would not be too difficult.

We could try it. Yet I am not sure if this will work.

[And what if that dragon dance would be a really uncool dance?]

Just a little! I mean, if you're a- a kid him... [He shakes his head.]

N-no, not like that! I wouldn't do that. The way my friend used it, she was trapped in a prison and there was no water or earth for her and my other friend to bend to break out. But by using her sweat to bend, she was able to break through the bars!

I'm kind of aware of that. But I think it can't hurt to try! Even if you can't firebend, you can learn a lot more about that element you're supposed to have. There's also a cool dragon named Draco out there, so we got plenty of options for dancing partners!

[Hey it's totally the coolest dance.]

[That deserves you an eyeroll, Aang. Because really, the more Loki thinks about that matter, the more he is sure that he is not this older self.]

How is water able to weaken steel? Except for causing rust, it makes no sense. I would apply fire to said bars, or a ridiculous amount of strength. Not someone's sweat.

Did you use magic?

[Loki considers Aang's proposition and nods finally.]

Aye, let us try this.

[He does not have much hope, though.]

Water can be really strong and sharp when you bend it right. No magic required. Sokka could probably explain it better with science. Did I mention that the bars were wood?

Great! I'll meet you sometime to teach you the dance, and we'll see what we can do about dragons!

To use wooden bars for prisons is idiotic. That is asking for a great break out. Did the water turn to ice? Or did they alter the pressure in some way?

[Loki smiles and nods shortly.]

We could fly on top of them, that is one thing.

[And...oh! Oh!]

And then we could make a large amount of balls of snow and drop them onto others while flying on the dragon!

[Loki leans closer to the screen, a very, very mischievous grin on his face.]

Edited 2012-12-29 13:59 (UTC)

Well it was just a holding cell! And I guess it was specially made for those kinds of benders. I can't remember which, but both of those are things that can make waterbending stronger!

I have wanted to ride dragons! Hiccup promised me one. And... Heh, that sounds kinda mean, but fun as long as it doesn't get too mean.

Aang, you confuse mischief with malice.

Mischief! That's the one I want - mischief!

I figured that much. You do not seem one for malice.

You're right, I'm not at all! I swear. Only mischief for this monk!

I can appreciate that you know how to appreciate mischief, Aang. Most appreciative, yes?

I shall meet you later for dragon dancing.

And I appreciate... that!

Okay! Whenever it works out!

That means we can safely conclude that we are in a rather appreciative mood right now, yes?

Uh... yeah, I guess so. That sounds about right.

Excellent.

I will meet up with you later, yes?

[OOC: If you wish to play the dragon-dancing out, let me know c:]

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