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[When Loki turns the feed on it is really, really, really early in the morning. As in ridiculous-o-clock. And he knows it is ridiculously early and that is why he talks really loud. So that everyone who is in the process of waking up can hear him loud and clear. After all, everything Loki has to tell is very important and everyone should hear it.]

Attention denizens of Luceti!!

[A pause...]

I have everyone’s attention, yes? Good, very good.

From one user of magic to another, I have a question for all of those who practice the art of magic or sorcery. Are there some of you where this is a talent that is hidden within one’s genes or is it mere talent? Or is it something one generates from spells out of books? Or are there some who utilize magic wands or some other magic artifact?

This is meant to start an interesting discussion about the usage of magic, you see? To create a bond between magic users... A magical bond!

[Oh, the pun!

No way in hel Loki is going to announce that he is not quite able to do magic on his own and that most of his efforts end up in giant headaches and maybe one or two floating objects. And no way he will leave it to just one question. Loki likes asking questions.

He leans a bit closer to the screen of his journal.]

May I ask who is pranking my older self? Because to burden him with such an interesting hair do is mischief of a very advanced kind. As the god of mischief I wish to bestow great compliments upon him on her.

Maybe even an award.

[ According to the list Panda provided he has to brighten Nojiko’s Christmas with an amazing gift, and since Loki really wants to give a ~~trolling~~ good present to a maiden who seems to have purple hair he will filters this message so that she cannot catch on to this, yet, he will not mention her name either, after all, no one should be trusted with such information. ]

What does one give to a maiden with an interesting hair color? Something matching with her hair color? A brush to comb that hair? Or a ribbon?

Or maybe something so she can indulge herself into the act of shopping and try on different outfits? After all, that is what most maidens are very, very fond of.

Ikki, I have chosen a date of birth. I think the fifteenth of January will be fitting. Please announce it, I require cake and presents.

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[Loki turns to look at Billy.]

What was her name again? I might contact her about it and ask her if she still possesses the book itself.

[Slowly he gets on his feet and nods.]

It is a start, yes.

I think her name was Haruhi. Don't quote me on that, though.

Haruhi.

[The name does not ring a bell at all but he notes it down just in case.]

I'll inquire with her, yes?

[He looks around himself before he turns his gaze towards Billy.]

Shall we take our leave?

Yeah, I'm done here.

[Billy steps back from the shelf, feeling a little defeated, but at least they weren't empty-handed. Either way, they'll get there eventually.]

When you're done with that book, I think I might give it a read, too, if you don't mind. It looks interesting.

[Well, Billy is not the only one thats feeling defeated, because really, Loki had hoped to find a book of spells. He understood spells well enough to make them work.]

Of course. As they say on Midgard 'sharing is caring', you see?

[He smiles briefly before he moves to pick up his books.]

Let us head home, Billy of New York. I shall prepare sandwiches with bacon and honey.

[A pause.]

...Do you wish to have peanut-substance onto the sandwich as well?

[Because Loki totally assumes you want that delicious sandwich, Billy!]

[...Bacon... and honey...]

Uh... how about I pass on the bacon and stick with peanut butter? Actually, it goes really great with chocolate syrup.

[Is that sufficiently indulgent for you, Loki?]

It might be worth a try, yes.

[Loki nods shortly and steps towards the taller boy.]

Maybe also in combination with bacon. But I am not quite sure.

[After a very thoughtful expression on his face Loki reminds himself of something... Why carrying books when you were with someone who could teleport?]

Shall we take advantage of your ability to teleport?

[....Well.

He can always say he's Jewish.]

I'm game if you are. Stick close for a second and try not to move, we wouldn't want to get a case of splinching.

[Once Loki's close enough, he does a quick chant under his breath, and they're off to Loki's apartment.]

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