Once upon a time a certain trickster lacked a b.f.f. within the Land of Luceti. And one most fine day a kind goddess from the realm of Tengoku crossed his path. After valiant battles against the undead and cans of silly string they have sealed their great friendship with matching necklaces.
Gander upon Billy Kaplan. Have you noticed his worried look and dashing appearance? How does one manage to look worried and dashing at the same time? It shall forever be a mystery. In order for me to learn great magicks we have sealed our friendship with the great fist of bro.
Leah is my b.f.f. and is very fond of throwing herself through windows. She also tends to purloin my shaken milk without asking. It is unbeknownst to me where she has learned such strange manners. It might have been the neighborhood, it might be because she is a maiden. They can be quite volatile.
Older self? How is it that your smile is similar to the expression one makes when one poops out something particular gross and stinky? That aside, my older self's presence is similar to a rotten tooth. Rather painful and a cause of bad breath.
Helios is the b.f.f. of my b.f.f. Saori. She has given him the noble task to teach me the art of sorcery. Which is, of course, a most noble deed. Almost heroic. I should bestow an award upon him. I am quite fond of this man and it shows. I always finish the assignments he gives me, you see?
Ben of Great Clobbering excels at giving very bad, bad, bad guys great pummels. That is why he also shaved the head of my older self. This makes it obvious that he also excels at mischief, and thus have I deemed him my associate in Great Mischief. He also gave me a shaken milk machine during Yule.
Oswald is a rabbit from the Midgardian world of cartoons. I have played the game of bowling ball using his head. One would expect it would have been a rather bloody and gross affair, yet I managed to keep my clothes crispy clean.
Maidens of Midgard, please take some time to gander upon this man. It saddens me that this most studly specimen of the male race only has a bow for comfort. After all, how does one woo a bow? A bow cannot give affection like a significant other can give. Please contact L. Laufeyson for further details.
Teddy, please explain why you are yelling at Billy's behind here. It is highly confusing. Why would you be angry with it? The world of online told me that homosexuals always derive quite some pleasure from one another's buttocks. Direst news: Teddy Altman cheats at the game of Mario Kart.
The reason why Aang has arrows on his body is because he bends air. He is a bender of air. The arrows also serve as a guide in case he is unable to find his arms or his forehead. He will teach me the dance of dragons in order to teach me how to bend elements as well. I am most excited about this, yet I have to refuse if it will involve shaving my head and blue arrows on my body.
Clove of Panem is most fond of the Malnosso. She is also fond of knives. It seems Clove has been living in quite a difficult place for most of her life and thus she does not know much about very important things. Like silly string, for example.
To be added:
- Tony Stark
- Thor
- Hiccup
- Ikki
- Luke Skywalker
- Isaac
- Jonas
- Cross
- Grune
- Coulson
- Asch
- Natascha