5. [action] [fourth wall!]

[not_a_troll]

[The moment Loki comes out of one of the shops he starts to realize this is not going to be a normal day. No, there are way too much new people walking around.

Loki tucks the remarkable large chunk of cheese he got away in his bag before he walks over to the fountain.]

Dearest newcomers! Oh, how I am aware of the confused look on your faces and how you are aware of the fact that you are in need of my great guidance.

[He throws his arms up in a very, very theatrical way.]

My name is Loki Laufeyson from the house of Odin, and today I shall be your guide in the Land of Luceti.

[More very dramatic gestures because Loki is quite good at those, followed by a honest and very, very, very sincere smile.]

Comments

[derpinup]

[Kevin happens to be chilling around the plaza when Loki makes this announcement. His hand shoots up into the air and he waves his arm frantically.] Ooh! Ooh! Call on me, Mr. Tour Guide Dude!

[not_a_troll]

[Loki grins broadly and puts his hands on his hips.]

You have made an excellent choice, newcomer.

Is there anything that piques your interest? Or shall I just give you the grand tour of tours?

[derpinup]

[His hand is still up in the air, but he's stopped waving it around.] Is there a roller coaster here?

[not_a_troll]

Absolutely...

[Loki pauses for a second, grinning even more.]

...not.

[derpinup]

[You raised his hopes and dashed them quite expertly!]

A ferris wheel, then? A merry-go-round?

[not_a_troll]

[Loki aims to please!]

I am afraid this village is not the equivalent of a fun fair, stranger.

[He shrugs and pulls an apologetic face.]

We have a fountain, though.

[derpinup]

[He brightens up again instantly.] Of butterscotch pudding?

[not_a_troll]

[It could be that this stranger was a little...strange.]

No, water.