5. [action] [fourth wall!]

[not_a_troll]

[The moment Loki comes out of one of the shops he starts to realize this is not going to be a normal day. No, there are way too much new people walking around.

Loki tucks the remarkable large chunk of cheese he got away in his bag before he walks over to the fountain.]

Dearest newcomers! Oh, how I am aware of the confused look on your faces and how you are aware of the fact that you are in need of my great guidance.

[He throws his arms up in a very, very theatrical way.]

My name is Loki Laufeyson from the house of Odin, and today I shall be your guide in the Land of Luceti.

[More very dramatic gestures because Loki is quite good at those, followed by a honest and very, very, very sincere smile.]

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[not_a_troll]

[Loki looks down at the creature, yes, there is quite some mischief-potential here...]

Of course. I shall teach you to be a fairy.

The best of fairies.

[tingle]

[Tingle scrambles away and then stands to full attention in all three feet of his middle aged, pudgy glory.]

Then I, Tingle, shall watch your every move until I become a fairy like you!

[not_a_troll]

[This creature is also rather ugly, but Loki is sure that a dress with glitters and would befit it greatly. Hel, it would even make it look less hideous.]

Well, Tingle, follow me.

[Maybe a wig...]

But I am not a fairy, yet, I do train others to be one. So you have come to the right address, yes?

[tingle]

Then you are like me, sir! Dressed in the green garbs of the fairies!

[not_a_troll]

Well, let us not jump to conclusions...

[Loki gestures at Tingle, smiling broadly.]

It is good you came to me.

[He walks with a fast pace towards one of the shop.]

First of all we need to get you some fitting garments.

[tingle]

[Tingle perhaps hears 50% of what's said and 50% of what he wants to. He trots along his new mentor cheerfully.]

Aha! Yes, of course! I'll need to dress like you. A hood! Oh oh! And a girly crown to go with it. I'm ashamed to say my tights aren't nearly as tight as they could be. Goodness, I'm such a horrible fairy, aren't I? Not like you, Mr. Loki Fairyson.

[not_a_troll]

Hmm, I do not agree on the girliness of my headgear. Yet I shall reward your wittycisms with a chuckle.

[So he does. He chuckles especially for you, Tingle.

Oh, he'll show you girly crowns allright. And tight tights, especially shiny ones.]

You will do fine. Just follow my instructions, yes?

[tingle]

Naturally, Mr. Loki the Sparkly Crowned Fairyson! I will do everything I can to be like you!

[He juts his shoulders back so he can strut the way he thinks Loki does.]

[not_a_troll]

[Wait...Loki knows this. There is a film and that film contains a specific phrase perfect for this situation.]

Of course. 'I shall call you mini-me', yes? Yes. Yes.

[Loki watches Tingle, greatly amused that it mimics his walk like that. He stops in front of the shop, grinning broadly.]

Time for a make-over.