5. [action] [fourth wall!]

[not_a_troll]

[The moment Loki comes out of one of the shops he starts to realize this is not going to be a normal day. No, there are way too much new people walking around.

Loki tucks the remarkable large chunk of cheese he got away in his bag before he walks over to the fountain.]

Dearest newcomers! Oh, how I am aware of the confused look on your faces and how you are aware of the fact that you are in need of my great guidance.

[He throws his arms up in a very, very theatrical way.]

My name is Loki Laufeyson from the house of Odin, and today I shall be your guide in the Land of Luceti.

[More very dramatic gestures because Loki is quite good at those, followed by a honest and very, very, very sincere smile.]

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[agelesseyes]

[She pulls down her hood to reveal a very ageless expression]

I am no young maiden, young man. And you were the one who said there is no way to leave.

[not_a_troll]

Indeed. Allow me to correct myself. Maiden Without a Significant Age.

If there was, I would have found it, you see?

[agelesseyes]

Would you now?

Where have you looked?

[not_a_troll]

Where haven't we looked?

[agelesseyes]

Light preserve me, boy. Can you give me any information that isn't filled with sarcasm? You are not as funny as you think you are.

[not_a_troll]

For your information, I'm quite witty. But alas, I shall play along and provide you with the information you need.

[Loki shrugs.]

Underneath this village is quite a long and interesting system of tunnels. I heard they lead to a desert and a sea. But not to a way out.