5. [action] [fourth wall!]

[not_a_troll]

[The moment Loki comes out of one of the shops he starts to realize this is not going to be a normal day. No, there are way too much new people walking around.

Loki tucks the remarkable large chunk of cheese he got away in his bag before he walks over to the fountain.]

Dearest newcomers! Oh, how I am aware of the confused look on your faces and how you are aware of the fact that you are in need of my great guidance.

[He throws his arms up in a very, very theatrical way.]

My name is Loki Laufeyson from the house of Odin, and today I shall be your guide in the Land of Luceti.

[More very dramatic gestures because Loki is quite good at those, followed by a honest and very, very, very sincere smile.]

Comments

[doesntmiss]

Are we talking something brightly colored? I guess if we're showing people around, they're gonna need to know who to follow.

[And Loki is twelve, and Clint isn't the tallest hero ever, either.]

[not_a_troll]

Aye! Brightly colored and extremely tall.

[Loki holds a hand a couple of inches above his hand.]

Maybe we should match our shirts as well, yes? Yes!

[doesntmiss]

I don't know. Too much like team colors.

[That, and Loki is going to insist on green, isn't he?]

[not_a_troll]

But Clint Barton, we are a team! A team of providing others with great guidance and...

[But then he notices it. No wings. This is another Clint Barton.]

...I think green would suit us pefectly.