5. [action] [fourth wall!]

[not_a_troll]

[The moment Loki comes out of one of the shops he starts to realize this is not going to be a normal day. No, there are way too much new people walking around.

Loki tucks the remarkable large chunk of cheese he got away in his bag before he walks over to the fountain.]

Dearest newcomers! Oh, how I am aware of the confused look on your faces and how you are aware of the fact that you are in need of my great guidance.

[He throws his arms up in a very, very theatrical way.]

My name is Loki Laufeyson from the house of Odin, and today I shall be your guide in the Land of Luceti.

[More very dramatic gestures because Loki is quite good at those, followed by a honest and very, very, very sincere smile.]

Comments

[francophilia]

Well, now, aren't you a helpful little ray of sunshine.

[The smile is pleasant--and the tone is patronizing. This is not going to be a thing that will be stopping anytime soon.]

And just what might you be asking in return for your services?

[not_a_troll]

[Loki raises his eyebrows at the condescending tone in this stranger's voice but well, two can play that game, really.

A warm, sweet smile appears on his face.]

Absolutely nothing stranger, nothing but your charming wit.

[francophilia]

[Oh boy, this isn't going to go well. If there's one thing Q hates, it's not being taken seriously.]

Your skills must be beyond compare if you think they're worth that valuable of a reward. [He gives a small, dismissive laugh.]

Go on. I'm waiting to be impressed.

[not_a_troll]

[Loki takes everyone very serious. But people with a patronizing undertone in their voices...well, he makes an exception for those.]

Indeed. And it helps that I am a great fan of Midgardians with your particular kind of wit. Do imagine how much friends you will make when speaking to others in such a matter.

I am most certain I will only be needing half of my hand for counting them, you see?

[Loki nods shortly.]

And impressed you shall be. Follow me, yes?