5. [action] [fourth wall!]

[not_a_troll]

[The moment Loki comes out of one of the shops he starts to realize this is not going to be a normal day. No, there are way too much new people walking around.

Loki tucks the remarkable large chunk of cheese he got away in his bag before he walks over to the fountain.]

Dearest newcomers! Oh, how I am aware of the confused look on your faces and how you are aware of the fact that you are in need of my great guidance.

[He throws his arms up in a very, very theatrical way.]

My name is Loki Laufeyson from the house of Odin, and today I shall be your guide in the Land of Luceti.

[More very dramatic gestures because Loki is quite good at those, followed by a honest and very, very, very sincere smile.]

Comments

>w<

[not_a_troll]

I do not know.

[Loki shrugs.]

But there are more newcomers without wings here. It might be a trend of some sort. Not a hip kind of trend.

^w^

[spotskings]

You don't like it?

[Well that's just a wild stab in the dark now, but he's gotta start somewhere.]

*w*

[not_a_troll]

Well, wings are more hip than no wings at all. Mine resemble those of a magpie. Most fitting, after all, I own a magpie at home.

[Sort of, its complicated... Loki flaps his small wings.]

See?

0v0

[spotskings]

Ooh, yes! But, don't they make putting on clothes more difficult?

*U*

[not_a_troll]

[Loki humms softly and taps his chin and when he is done thinking he shrugs.]

No, not really. I got used to it.

°u°

[spotskings]

I'd have to cut holes into all my clothes. I think I'd rather not.

~w~

[not_a_troll]

Or you can tuck them away underneath your clothes, wear them flat against your back. They're just rather small wings.

+.+

[spotskings]

So you couldn't really know if all the visitors have wings at all, if they wore wide enough clothes.

*w*

[not_a_troll]

I know who lives in this village, and there are only a few who wear their wings underneath their clothes.

So that will render your argument invalid, you see? That, and I know everything.

oDo

[spotskings]

Oh, really? I don't think I've ever met anyone omniscient before. That saves me the trouble of introducing myself! It's very nice to meet you, though.

OuO

[not_a_troll]

Well, there are first times for everything, yes? I am a god, and gods are known for knowing everything.

Nice to meet you as well. I am fond of meeting new people.

o0o

[spotskings]

Really? Well... I suppose so. But where I'm from, not all gods people believe in are the kind that know everything. I'd appreciate it if you introduced yourself though, since I am just a human, and definitely not all-knowing.

OwO

[not_a_troll]

Loki Laufeyson of Asgard is the kind that knows everything, you see? And since I am Loki Laufeyson of Asgard I have first hand knowledge about my infinite and all knowing knowledge.

[There's a playful grin on his face when he speaks.]

I see I have countered your argument there and introduced myself at the same time. One of my many divine powers and so on, and so on.

0.0

[spotskings]

[Totsuka might have chuckled a bit. Not that he's not taking this seriously! It's all very serious and sincere, obviously!]

Well, thank you, Loki Laufeyson, for taking some pity on my poor mortal self. These Malnosso must be powerful if they can keep someone all-knowing trapped here, though. Unless you're here by choice?