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[Loki is up at a ridiculous early hour. He hurries to post a message on the corkboard and after that he hurries back into his room to rummage through his stuff and not wake Thor. When it is about sleepovers of a most epic kind Loki needs to come prepared, of course. He figures there might be blankets and a pillow so at least he does not have to drag that all through town.

He picks out some books, some clothes, grabs the notebook where he hid that weird note he has scribbled that one time he cannot remember. He is humming a song to distract him from the fact that he is more confused than anything right now. He has not been able to speak to Leah after their visit to the spa. He has been quite successful in avoiding her, actually, especially since the effect of the chocolates did not fade like they should. Still, sometimes he still peeked out of the window at nights to see if she was sitting there like she always did. Habits never really die easily, after all.

And that is where this epic sleepover comes in! And feel free to bump into him as he is running up and down floor five, making a mess of the kitchen or being far too loud during the morning.]

[Well, Loki arrives at House 44 quite on time. He's holding a bag filled with books and another bag with clothes. Really, the god of mischief is not one for many luggage.]

Hello! Hello! Hello! I have come for the great sleepover!

[He is waving to anyone who might spot him standing underneath a window or in front of the door. And of course he'll knock the door a couple of times for emphasis.]

[Written]

Dearest land of Luceti,

Since the great feast of Valentine has passed us I think it is an excellent time to assess eachother's experiences during this great feast. Have you been able to achieve great love through my excellent advices? Have you been able to make out with the tongues? Or did you even got the time to rut? After all, the feast of Valentines is an excellent opportunity for such acts of pleasure.

Dr. L. Laufeyson is once again open for all your remarks, suggestions, questions, assumptions, ideas, thoughts, opinions, feelings, views, presumptions, analyses, stories, could be's and should be's.

I am most interested in your stories and I shall answer all your questions just as accurate as I have done before, yes?

All the best in the Nine Realms and the like,

L. Laufeyson

PS: Is there anyone else still suffering from the effects from these chocolate treats? I am still rather eager to engage in the act of hugging. :-/

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[Oh, the bro-codes! Loki knows about them! They are part of the great bromance.]

I shall not violate the great code of bro, Aang. You have my promise. And yes, it were the chocolates.

Edited 2013-02-24 18:13 (UTC)

Thanks, Loki. I'm glad you're looking out like that! And that's weird about the chocolates. Where should we meet up?

Of course, as they say on the world of online: 'no homo' yes?

[He's not entirely sure about that phrase, but it seems to refer to the Bro Code, if he is correct.]

I am currently at House #44. You could come over and we shall be bros, yes?

Yeah - I mean I'm still in my home now, but I'll be getting out in a few minutes. [Because clearly Loki typoed "not home".]

And I can head on over soon, buddy!

: )

No, No Homo, it means that you are bros with another without being a homosexual. It is a phrase used to brand eachother as bros. Bros before hoes, and similar exclamations.

Of course! Shall I prepare tea? There is an interesting quantity of tea inside this house.

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[There's a lot of it he doesn't understand, but...]

Okay. So we're bros. That's the important part, I guess.

There is? I'd like that. Hey, isn't House 44 where Saori lives?

Aye, we are bros. When you have arrived whe shall seal this deal with the fist of bro.

Indeed, we are having an extended sleep over party. Where I sleep over and she takes charge of the party.

The fist of bro... I think that sounds right! Shikamaru taught me about that, too.

Oh, that sounds really sweet! I'm gonna come over now, okay?

Of course it does. I am right quite often.

Aye! Please take note that it might take a while for me to open the door, for some reason they have used seven locks on it.

[After that Loki will tend to tea and snacks. That means tea and two snacks because he has eaten the rest even before Aang has arrived.]

Okay!

[So he shuts the book and makes his way over, eventually knocking at the door of House 44. Just a slight frown as he remembers he was here recently to pass out news of Toph's departure.]

[When he hears knocks on the door Loki hurries towards it to work on the ridiculous amount of locks on said door.]

A moment, bro! Once I have opened this impossible door I shall greet you properly with the fist of bro!

[It takes Loki a good ten minutes to finally open the door.]

My apologies, they are rather fanatic when it comes to security and locks here, I am afraid.

[After that he extends his arm and offers Aang his fist. Bros fist bump after all.]

Wow! I've... I've never seen any doors around here that're locked. [Or at least the locks must have already been undone the last time he visited Saori. But he soon smiles goofily and holds out his fist.]

Okay, let's do that!

[Loki bumps Aang's fist and grins.]

Bros before the hoes. Hoes refer to prostitutes, you see? I am still not quite sure why Midgardians do that. It is probably a phrase I still do not get.

[He opens the door fully and invites the other in.]

Come in. I have made tea and two snacks.

Uh... yeah. I don't really get that either.

[But he smiles at the invitation.]

Snacks? Sounds great! [And he scurries on in.]

Midgard knows strange sayings. I wish I could comprehend them sometimes.

[When the other is inside he closes the door again.]

Two snacks. Two. Apparently I am rather good at making them, yes? There are a significant amount of animals inside this dwelling, please be careful. You might step on them. They will make loud noises if you do so.

You're right, a lot of sayings are hard to get. [Especially if Midgard's the same world that Masaomi's from.]

You must be! [He rubs his belly as he waits to be led towards the table.] What do we have? And don't worry, I'll be real careful not to step on anything. I love animals! [When he moves, it's with a cautious tiptoe.]

I am. I am sure it is one of my many devine powers and the like. Making snacks. Preparing shaken milk.

[Loki's fantastic snacks are nothing more than sandwiches with a lot of things on it that do not belong on a sandwich.

When he has put everything on the table he plops into a chair and points at his creations.]

Sandwiches. With a twist. Please take one.

[Aang finds himself laughing at Loki's way with words and takes his own seat, reaching for the sandwhich curiously.]

A twist, huh? I wonder what it is! It definitely looks good.

A twist, yes.

[He nods, encouraging Aang to take one of the sandwiches. They are his pride and joy.]

To seal our bond of being bros, so to say.

Sounds neat! Let's go for the seal!

[It sounds like a special ceremony. Exciting! So Aang is about to bite into the sandwhich, but he reminds himself to check it fist. Any meat?]

[Pretty much everything. And tuna too.]

Aye!

[Loki throws his arms up in the air before he leans forward to grab the other sandwich.]

We shall consume this at the exact same time. That is the only way to 'seal the deal'.

Hold on! Sorry, I shoulda told you... I can't eat meat. [And he nervously starts extracting the meaty items and tuna.]

[No meat? Ah, Loki understands this. Aang is one of those who made a statement out of not consuming meat. Not bringing harm to animals and the like.]

Perhaps you should, yes. But what has been done has been done and cannot be undone.

[He shrugs as he watches Aang dissect his sandwich.]

Please take your time.

Thanks, Loki. Sorry about wasting part of your sandwhich like that.

[And after about a minute, the sandwhich is clean.]

Okay, now I'm ready!

There is not much on the sandwich anymore. You are aware of this, right? It might not taste very good.

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