not_a_troll | 3. [action]/[written] [slightly forwarded to the night from the 5th to the 6th of november]

[Action]
[When Loki wakes up the sun is already setting. And he has to admit he feels rather horrible. His feet are cold and his neck feels stiff and sore. He is also not wearing his own clothes, but a black pair of pants and a t shirt to match. They dressed him up in rather boring civvies.
The journal is lying next to him and he grabs it but doesn't open it at all.

First thing he does after getting up is climbing a small tree, trying to sort his thoughts before anyone would spot him, because for some reason they fail to make sense.

Well, knows what he has been doing the past couple of days. There was a draft, undead creatures and he set up traps, met one girl with blue hair and another girl with knives. He got wounded. And that is where everything becomes very blurry.

He might have visited a hospital? Something with books about chess? And there was this vague image of Saori somewhere...and his older self. And blood.

He waits until darkness has settled in completely and the other people in the village are going to their beds. Honestly, Loki is not the most happy 12 year old at this point, and all he wants is to get to his room without being seen. Without having to answer questions or have awkward conversations that would only be a great contribution to that headache that is slowly developing...]

[Written] (the next morning)
Billy! Or anyone who lives on the fifth floor of the fifth apartmentbuilding!
It is of great importance that the system of heating is turned on inside my room.

If one has done so allow me to express my joy with a smiley face :-)

[OOC: Loki got killed during the zombie!event on the 28th, his death penalty is a creepy inability to feel warmth.

He'll stay the night at Saori's place, but feel free to catch him snooping around in backyards.]

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I will take your word for that. Are we talking mythical trolls or the internet kind?

Both. I am not a troll on the world of online since I do not lie or pester others. And in real life I am half a giant, not a troll.

Trolls lack a stunning face like mine.

Half giant, huh? I'm guessing you don't get your growth spurt until later.

The most stunning.

I am not sure about that. As they say: 'who knows what the future will bring', you see?

Absolutely. I dazzle the maidens.

That's very true. Wise words to live by.

...how's the maiden dazzling doing for you in Luceti?

Indeed, indeed!

Oh rather well, I dazzle a lot of maidens. They cannot resist my wit

[Loki isn't dazzling any maiden at all.]

[It's okay. Clint will humour him.]

Oh well, if that's the case I guess you won't be remaining an eligible bachelor for long.

Not for long, no.

And you, Clint Barton? How is your life of love?

Me? Romance isn't really a big priority for me. I'm happy being single and free.

No one you fancy? :-D

It's not really something I go seeking out. I hope you have fun finding someone though.

Edited 2012-12-04 21:06 (UTC)

Are you absolutely for one hundred percent positive that you do not seek something like that out, Clint Barton?

Why is my romantic life or lack therof of such interest to you anyway?

I am merely behaving like the very concerned friend I am :-D

Right... of course. No. there is no-one. I'm really... it isn't a big deal for me. Romance and stuff.

So you would be alone on the day of Valentine. That is really sad. It could be compared to being alone during Yuletide. Very sad.

:-)

It wouldn't be the first time. I spent last Christmas on a rooftop in Belgrade. I'm used to it.

I spent last Midgardian Christmas in a great big dirty hole introducing my bff to the fist of Yule.

Unfortunately she didn't really appreciate my most friendly gesture.

Yeah, great big dirty holes, not usually the best venue for introducing people to the wonders of Christmas.

I do not think that the great big dirty hole had anything to do with Leah not appreciating the fist of Yule.

She is my bff, but she is not hip and has a very questionable taste. After all, if she would have been as cool as I am the fist of Yule would have filled her with great joy and laughter.

I dunno, great bit dirty holes are not really places you want to be stuck at the best of times. Maybe if you'd taken her to a nice restaurant or even shopping or something then the... the fist of Yule might have thrilled her.

I am not sure if Leah would be fond of shopping and fancy restaurants... I know she is most fond of naked chests and handsome men like me.

[He misses her, he really misses her.]

So buy her tickets for the Chippendales next time. I guarantee she'll enjoy it.

What are Chippendales? Does a Chippendale specialize in naked chests?

They do, indeed, specialise in naked chests. Attractive male naked chests.

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