IC Inbox [Asgard]

[not_a_troll]

You have reached of Loki Laufeyson's machine of great answers, Loki Laufeyson is not here but please leave a message after the 'beep'.



Beeeeeeeeeep.

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Day 249; voice

[scarygirl]

That is an awful answering message.

Day 249; voice

[not_a_troll]

You just say that to bully me.

[If a pout could be audible it would sound the way he is talking now.]

Day 249; voice

[scarygirl]

If I had intended to bully you I would have said something much worse. I can, if you like.

anontext;

[feathery]

so obviously theres a god by the same name around these parts.

but i figured i should check if the loki in question here is you.

[He attaches this to the message. There's no point in trying to hide what he's doing; maybe this guy will go along with it, maybe he won't.]

text

[not_a_troll]

Well, Other Loki lacks a texting device.


Ah, you wish to discuss pink doors with me.

Please allow me to explain that pink doors might not do the trick. Perhaps you wish to paint Leah's entire room pink.

Or orange.

text

[feathery]

[Ok, fuck staying anon, although he's too lazy to recolor his text. Also whoops because Leah dropped, but uh. They can have this conversation before that?]

so youre like
actually down with that

text ;; soon after midnight on Day 303, before the network goes down the next day

[nukeoleptic]

hey, loki
there was a lot of noise and people are kind of flipping out
the natives, i mean
i am still not sure what is going on
are you alright??
is this some sort of curse?

text ;; soon after midnight on Day 303, before the network goes down the next day

[not_a_troll]

I think the main question here should be: are you well?

text ;;

[nukeoleptic]

of course i am
i dont think i like you dodging my question though :/

Day 308 :: Voice

[kuramaless]

Hey, Oi Sasuke--

Are y'there?

Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.

We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.

I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.

Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?

Day 308 text

[not_a_troll]

Ramen sounds like an excellent idea. Shall I bring my awesome ninja equipment and my frowny face?

Shall I bestow my great frown upon you? For I am Sasuke, man of great frowning.

Video;

[kuramaless]

[It doesn't take a genius thankfully to recognise that this isn't Sasuke.

It takes him a while, mostly because he hates reading text with a passion.]

Sasuke wouldn't talk like that, y'know.

Who is it?

[text] day 308 - meant for sophie

[dragonspeak]

All this talk of food is making me hungry. What do you suppose Derek feeds on when he's not busy scowling at everyone? The happiness of others? He looks like he needs a good meal or two if that's the case.

[text] day 308 - meant for sophie

[not_a_troll]

Perhaps on human souls. A scowling beast who feast on the souls of humans.

Most scary.

[text]

[dragonspeak]

[Squint. Something about that response didn't sound quite right.]

Sophie?

Day 344 - text

[nukeoleptic]

hey!
loki?

Day 344 - text

[not_a_troll]

Hello!
My name is Loki, yes. Imagine me nodding at the bracelet of great communication.

[nukeoleptic]

well i feel a little disingenuous!
i actually knew your name was loki
because i sort of knew you the last time you were here! :x

Day 352 - Voice

[kuramaless]

WHAT THE HELL?

WAS THIS YOU? DID YOU DO THIS?

THE STUPID BASKET OF--

WE. AIN'T. DA- Go-- ANYTHIN'! Y'HEAR?

Day 352 - Voice

[not_a_troll]

Your incoherency is fascinating, please go on.

A basket of da-go? Something I did?

Do we know eachother?

[text - DAY 355]

[nukeoleptic]

hi there!!
i am giving away free hot chocolate today at the highwind
partially because it is chilly outside
and partially because i am super bored today :(
you should stop by if you want to!!
thanks!!
<3 jade


[ OOC: Feel free to tag in or to just handwave!! She's sending this out to a ton of her CR, so there's no obligation. <3 Thanks! ]

Re: [text - DAY 355]

[not_a_troll]

[OOC: I tagged in, a bit late though :c]

[Voice] Backdated to 352 because I'm dumb and I forget things

[2cool4guardian]

So it turns out blondie and duckhead's teacher supports our joke. Where are you? You can't miss this, blondie is going crazy.

[Guess who never realized Loki was resetted, oops.]

[Voice] Backdated to 352 shh noooo

[not_a_troll]

[Loki reacts quickly. Maybe it would be wise to just roll with the punches.]

I am here! I am here! Please inform me about the mischief that is afoot!

PACKAGE

[airborn]

[There's a package left in front of Loki's door. When he opens it, he'll find a box containing a rainbow glass ball from Rue.]