not_a_troll | IC Inbox [Asgard]

Well, Other Loki lacks a texting device.

Ah, you wish to discuss pink doors with me.

Please allow me to explain that pink doors might not do the trick. Perhaps you wish to paint Leah's entire room pink.

Or orange.

[Ok, fuck staying anon, although he's too lazy to recolor his text. Also whoops because Leah dropped, but uh. They can have this conversation before that?]

so youre like
actually down with that

[Yep, I'm fine with that!]

I am most down with that. Very down. In fact, the most down of all downs! :-)

I am fond of mischief. And Leah is perfectly capable of appeciating a good joke.

[Only she is not and she'll kill him.]

let me guess youre actually in house loki
also why orange

My word, such a sharp deduction. Should there be a reason for Loki to not reside inside the house of Loki? Unless Loki wishes to be a bright hero, perhaps then the house of Thor would be more fitting.

Why not orange?

like hell i know man
where you fall on the x y and/or z axes of lokiness is beyond me
and i dont even remember what collective arbitrary trait thors jailbirds are supposed to share
though theres probably not a house around that can beat out hels psychopaths
anyway im just saying orange is a cool color
whys this leah gotta hate

Perhaps on a very Loki spot. Since I am most definitely Loki. Just as much of a Loki as all the other Loki's are Loki.

Please do not refer to Leah a mentally instable person. She is most odd and prone to outbursts, but definitely not a psychopath.

Leah is not hating. Haters do, though.

Perhaps we can combine orange, pink and purple. It would brighten up the house of Hel, you see?

i dont know nothing about leah and her psychopathy or lack thereof
all im saying is
there are a lot of psychopaths in hel
and it kind of sucks when you fall somewhere in the not murderously inclined section of the spectrum
but orange pink and purple sound like a pretty legit investment in interior decorating
especially if we go with stripes
the really shitty erratic kind without any straight lines

I appreciate your attempt to cover up your judgemental comment about the inhabitants of Hel's house earlier :-) Do not fret, I will not tell anyone. It is our little sort of secret, yes?

Wiggly stripes? I am all in for wiggly stripes. And perhaps colorful dots as well. Big ones and small ones! I am sure Hel is able to appreciate such a colorful make-over, you see?

They should be everywhere. Because if we would only paint Leah's chambers she might suspect me almost immediately. She has a keen eye for that, you know?

haha ok though its like
the opposite of a secret most of my housemates are a bunch of batshit loonies
but if youre worried about hurt feelings i can pretend that part of the conversation never happened
unless i forget
anyway im pretty sure her immediate conclusion would be her anonymous conversational partner
but seeing how i kind of suggested i might talk to you
yeah
im down for wrecking havoc on the house as a whole
spots and stripes and hell maybe we can get a little plaid going in there

That might be. But it also depends on how one approaches the situation with their housemates. Mine are rather pleasant. I share a bathroom with John. He is fond of leather jackets and cool sunglasses. I appreciate such a thing.

Do not fret, Leah of Hel will suspect me immediately. It might even be so that she thinks I have done this on my own.

I am glad we see eye-to-eye about this. The urge to indulge myself with great mischief is rather big. :-)

Yes! I think we should think of how to gather paint. My word, the thought of the House of Hel being a brightly colored spectacle makes me utmost happy!

that is definitely not the john from loki i know
unless he went on whatever passes for a reality tv show here and had a makeover
cause sunglasses are more my thing
though i dont go around wearing leather jackets
john on the other hand is more like a big blue windsock
minus the wind these days and more
i dont know
whatever power he got
ive got a shit load of paint though dude
im practically armed up to the feathery gills
i was thinking about how we could make it more difficult to remove though
do you think that runic bullshit everyone talks about might work

I have an excellent idea next to the excellent idea we already have. You should participate in a shade-off, together with the man who has the largest shades in the Nine Realms. There will be rapping music and mixing tapes. And the winner should feed the master of cool.

I will organize this and invite rapping Midgardians to rap. It will be the epitome of cool.

Runic bullshit? Are you refer to runic incantations? Perhaps I can help with that, yes.

[OOC: Loki refers to this convo with Dirk when it comes to the shade-off :-)]

wait
so does that mean you know dirk too
or real dave
since the rapping and the mixtaping are kind of specific things to combine with sunglasses
though either way
it would be dumb because i already feed myself
and im actually teaching some of the dudes around here to rap so any of their swag was ganked from me
and you cant just go defeating your sensei so easily
but yeah i was talking about the runic incantations
im no pro with that kind of nonsense but since were talking about dirk
at least kind of
i know sometimes he works with runes so he might help us out

Aye! Dirk. I am not sure if I am familiar with Real Dave. ~~does that mean there is a Fake Dave?~~

But are you also the master of cool? That is important, you know?

You are? Can you teach me as well? It would be quite handy if I wish to display my swaggering swag. Do I need a chain of gold and these hoes and bitches?

Well, Runic magic is not unfamiliar to me either. Perhaps we can form a team. A team dedicated to redecorate Hel's House.

well theres me
im bird dave
and yeah obviously i got cool on pretty tight lockdown
the monopoly i have is the kind of thing that could get a guy arrested if we were anywhere near a government that classified monopolies as illegal
which were not so no one can do a thing about it
but if you show up to a freestyle rap session with a chain of gold and some hoes and bipches
maybe ill consider teaching you for free
which is usually for hel natives only so consider this an extra special deal
a team for redecorating the welcome hall sounds pretty awesome though
the lady who owns the place is in desperate need of a new interior decorator
like you should see the castle she lives in
i mean if you havent already and actually want to take a trip out to the land of the dead

Real Dave and Bird Dave. Are there any more Dave's I should be aware of? I guess you have the ability to fly? Once I have heard of two trolls making a sprite, are you from that realm? Where trolls made a sprite?

My word! An extra special deal! Please Bird Dave, do teach me your skills. It might enrich my knowledge, you see?

I visit Hel and even Hell quite frequently. It probably would not faze me much. I have seen more dreadful things ;-)

PS: that is a winking emoticon smiley

whoa slow down dude one question at a time
or two
i guess two is alright but that up there is just a clusterfuck even if i do got a copy of ghostly spirit wisdom for assholes stamped on my brain
anyway
rap for me bro
show me what youve got
how much cultural enrichment do you need
also did you learn that from jade
the winking emote

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