not_a_troll | 8. [action/written]

Action
[When Loki wakes up he feels very, very woozy and he has a hard time to focus his eyes on the sky above him. It takes a while before he realizes where he is and who he is for that matter.]

By Odin’s so...

[He stops mid-sentence because his voice does not entirely sound like his voice. Its heavier, more mature and...oh, it seems his hands have grown as well. Loki frowns and sits up and after the world has stopped spinning he starts to realize that he has grown. Or that he is stuck inside the body of his Evil Self. Or that he was his Evil Self but then not entirely evil.

So he sits there for at least five minutes and watches his feet intently. After that he moves his hands to his face and hair. And the frown on his face deepens when he notices his hair is thin and long and really not dashing at all. Now it definitely makes sense why his Evil Self hid his hair under that helmet. At least that is one mystery that got solved.

With a huff he gets on his feet and decides to head to the village to pay a visit to the shop. Perhaps a hip outfit could make everyone forget about the problem with his hair. Maybe a cool hat and a pair of jeans.]

Written
Attention, attention. Your days of fretting are over, Luceti for I have returned! That means the moment for a great feast has arrived. Et cetera, et cetera and so forth!

Please inform me about all the juicy gossip and similar talk, I am rather curious what has happened during my absence. I hope it is not all doom and gloom and stories of woe and sorrow. For instance, I truly hope Vegeta the Saiyan has found the fitting panties to his outfit. It has been on my mind for quite a while, you see?

Sock-a, I wish to sail on your boat.

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Where is Thor? His odd collection of plants is still here but he himself is nowhere to be found.

Ah.

He went home, right?

[OOC: I still have not made any relevant icons but just so that you know, Loki looks a bit this now. Minus the fluff on his back. He just arrived in standard white shirt and pants. He’s still the same little shit inside.

Yes, you can find him hanging around in the forest or the shop or anywhere between, just specify! c:]

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Yes. I am.

[Geez Loki. That hat is garish. She walks right over to the t-shirts though, and immediately points to a selection of Iron Maiden ones.]

Are these angry enough for you?

[Loki stares at the tshirts and then back to Saori. And back to the tshirts again.]

I am not fond of these. Are they heavy metal rockers? Why do they prefer these images and what connection do they have with the name Iron Maiden?

They're some of the first, they helped create metal music.

[She shrugs] The name of the band is Iron Maiden. I think it's named after the torture device.

So this is old people music, Saori.

[Loki pouts.]

Unless the metallic music is most young.

[He looks at the shirts again.]

Ah, a torture device. Er...that would be more fitting, yes. Are you fond of this music?

[She sighs, waving a hand]

The entire genre is young. And I am at times. It's not my favorite, but it has it's merits.

But they are old.

[He is still holding on to the shirt though.]

Do they wear pants with holes in them?

[She gives him an odd look...]

Why...would anyone do that?

Perhaps to convey the concept of old. Old pants, old people music. Thus old.

That's stupid, Loki. Pants with holes need replacing.

I think so as well. But some Midgardians disagree with our ideas.

[He picks up another shirt, a green one depicting the word 'lol'.]

Well, if you haven't learned...most humans are pretty stupid.

[She eyes that shirt.]

What is..."lol" ?

Not all are stupid.

[Loki shakes his head.]

Most of them are, but not all of them.

[He looks at his shirt and then back to Saori.]

El-oh-el. It has to do with laughing out loud. Laughing out loud is an awful long sentence when used on the world of online so they shorten it to el-oh-el.

I said most.

[She teasingly tweaks his nose]

Is that computer slang?

I think it is a lower percentage than most, Saori.

[Loki rubs his nose fiercely after the pinch.]

Computer slang? Err...it refers to laughing out loud, so it could be used outside of a computer setting, you see?

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