Loki Laufeyson (
not_a_troll) wrote2012-09-17 09:31 am
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1. [accidental sound --> video]
[Everyone who is listening can hear the sound of leaves rustling followed by a soft groan coming from someone's mouth.
After that there are footsteps that slowly fade away but get louder again after a minute or two. Apparently someone discovered the book and the small yelp followed by a referral to Odin's empty eye socket might give the impression that someone managed to step into a pinecone with his bare foot.
There is more rustling and a soft thud, the sound of someone opening a book and...]
Oh! It is a Midgardian recording device in a book!
How perfectly...impractical!
[Since the owner of this voice, Loki Laufeyson from Asgard, is really fond of any Midgardian way of communicating through long-distance connections he figures the book out in a rather quick way.
Eventually his face appears on everyone's feed, finger tapping against the screen to test if it might be a screen of touch, like his own phone of Stark used to have.]
Everyone! I figure this book of communication has been left to me with a certain purpose. So I shall ask for your aid, yes?
[Loki takes a deep breath.]
First of all, someone has provided me with white pants, yet has forgotten to give me a proper shirt. Second of all, I am fairly sure this is not Broxton.
Is there a town nearby? At least one where I can get proper garments?
After that there are footsteps that slowly fade away but get louder again after a minute or two. Apparently someone discovered the book and the small yelp followed by a referral to Odin's empty eye socket might give the impression that someone managed to step into a pinecone with his bare foot.
There is more rustling and a soft thud, the sound of someone opening a book and...]
Oh! It is a Midgardian recording device in a book!
How perfectly...impractical!
[Since the owner of this voice, Loki Laufeyson from Asgard, is really fond of any Midgardian way of communicating through long-distance connections he figures the book out in a rather quick way.
Eventually his face appears on everyone's feed, finger tapping against the screen to test if it might be a screen of touch, like his own phone of Stark used to have.]
Everyone! I figure this book of communication has been left to me with a certain purpose. So I shall ask for your aid, yes?
[Loki takes a deep breath.]
First of all, someone has provided me with white pants, yet has forgotten to give me a proper shirt. Second of all, I am fairly sure this is not Broxton.
Is there a town nearby? At least one where I can get proper garments?
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Hey kid! You can bet your buns there's a town nearby and it ain't Broxton or whatever. Trouble is, I can't give you directions until I know where you're at.
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There is indeed a village nearby, little one. You should have no trouble finding it if you follow the river.
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He has no idea who this is but they will be his new best friend.]
....I-I can help you! Do you need directions, or a ride into town? I'd be happy to lend a hand!
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[voice] I just noticed the thou on that last tag, wtf phone
[voice] Ahaha! I thought it was part of the tag :BB
[voice] clearly billy is just trying to imitate thor and be a bro
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[voice] YEAAAAAAAH /brofist
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There is indeed a town nearby, though not one named Broxton. Do you need assistance?
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Yeah, there's just one village here, and all your clothes should be in the shop there.
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And the village has a shop where you can find a shirt to wear.
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Someone help you find your way?
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But he sure doesn't sound like a viking. Not at all. Soooo...]
There's a town. Um. With shirts. I mean--the town isn't make out of shirts, but--you know what I mean--did you say Midgard?
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This book is probably starting to sound like a broken record to you at this point, but you're not in Broxton, kid. Wherever the hell that is.
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No. This cannot be real. Or perhaps if real, it can only be a cruel trick. And he will find who has perpetrated it, and he will take very real pleasure in removing all of their vital organs in alphabetical order.
He slams his journal shut and paces his room, hands shaking.
No. He also can't ignore this. He needs to know the purpose behind this. He needs to make certain this cannot be used against him.
He is composed when he begins his response, if perhaps paler than normal. Calm is necessary now.]
I know who you are. Do you recognize me?
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[And then, because curiosity abounds:]
If you don't mind me asking, what kind of place is Broxton? And what do you mean by 'Midgardian'? Sorry if I'm asking too many questions!
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